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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 11:40AM

Does anyone else remember hearing this growing up in the church? Either a GA or one of the 70s said it but I don't remember who.

I've tried both and noticed a definite difference.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 12:31PM

I never heard that one.
I wonder if there is a morning after pill for that.

Hand shaking was almost required at church and many of the parents in church held hands (public display of almost intercourse?). Someone came up with a doozy like that?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 06:22PM

Hand shaking is like using the pullout method as birth control. You aren't holding hands long enough to get pregnant.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 01:51PM


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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 01:58PM

bradley, I think the most extreme line was kissing. ETB used to say the first kiss should be across the altar in the temple.

Could be wrong, but that's my impression. And in either case your passionate hugging was pure evil!

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 02:18PM

No, not wrong. He said that, but also said that "the first time I kissed sister Smith was across the altar." So one of my mission companions used to say, "Yeah--she wasn't 'Sister Smith' until he married her at the altar. He didn't mention anything about her when she wasn't 'Sister Smith.'"

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 02:08PM

I wish it was, it's much easier to arrange...

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Posted by: Hands ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 06:26PM

It could be that you just aren't holding them hard and fast enough, or that your hands are too dry. Try wetting your lips first, then hold hands again.

Some even find they have to hold them upside down, or try left handed. That sometimes works.

As a last attempt, Hold On Loosely
That may be the ticket.

Otherwise, enter course!
Give it a good try-

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 02:10PM

are condoms de rigueur?

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 02:12PM


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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 02:22PM

well, she's been around longer than the Energizer Bunny...

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Posted by: Joseph's Myth ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 12:04PM

GNPE Wrote:
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> well, she's been around longer than the Energizer
> Bunny...

Energize-Her-Bunny, very cute!

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 02:39PM

Thing about students at BYU, they seem to always find a work-around for sexual intercourse. They fancy that oral sex is not wrong, because it's technically not intercourse. "Oral is moral" is the slogan. Many say that if you use a condom, the penis is not actually making contact with the vagina, so technically,... What's not to like?

Then there are the students on the opposite end of the spectrum, the ones who feel that if you use a condom, it's worse than just having sex because it shows you planned to have sex instead of just been accidentally lured into it. It's why the daughter of one of my bishops got pregnant and kicked out of BYU. So the dumb ones get pregnant, and the adventurous ones find the work-around. Weird world. Either way, they all are gambling, because any of them would get kicked out of BYU if they were found out or turned in.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 08:19AM

At one point the Law of Chastity as explained in the temple was this.

The sons of Adam shall not have intercourse with daughters of Eve unless they are lawfully and legally married.

So..... Anything other than intercourse is allowed.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 08:24AM

That is correct. They changed the rule to sexual relations, I believe, in the 80s or 90s.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 09:53AM

Condoms are Lucifer's trojan horse.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 01:57AM

cludgie Wrote:
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> Then there are the students on the opposite end of
> the spectrum, the ones who

say "Fuck getting married" to have sex ......or for any other reason, because they have done with out for so long after abiding by Church edicts that they figure they will just live the rest of their lives doing without.

Then, after vilifying sexual relations for so long, the book of MORmON church leadership has to rush in to condemn those who are not more interested in marriage or sex in any form.

LMAO at how the book of MORmON church poisons the well and then complains about the consequences AS IF they have nothing to do with what has happened.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 02:54PM

Believe me. Many BYU students just screw each other. A lot of them are there because it’s the only school the parents would pay for. They aren’t good Mormon single adults. They put on a front and do whatever they want on their own time and hook up with similar people.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 03:03PM

I didn’t have sex. I spackled and caulked some holes and cracks that really needed it.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 08, 2021 11:36AM

You are legion.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 08:54PM

I'm fairly sure you could hold hands in public and not attract much attention. Intercourse on the other hand......

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Posted by: Space Pineapple ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 09:01PM

I don't recall the hand holding thing, but the concept (if not the expression) of "oral is moral" was certainly a thing. Lots of BJs and WhoWho licking; but since it isn't actually banging, Gawd said "no problem". (sigh) Religion is so stupid. :\

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 09:05PM

Don’t do anything that causes wetness. No soaking allowed.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 09:20PM

the LDS rules about sex for singles are childish & encourage people to lie & obfuscate, it's almost like this is the conduct that ChurchCo wishes to develop/nurture in adults for later life.

IOW, weasel speak is a Fine Art in Morland.

I don't know that we teach that, I don't think we empathize that

I am sustained as such



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2021 09:20PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 08:43PM

I never read the rules...but then church rules...from any church are best ignored.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 10:52PM

Hmmm

what if a couple has nookie but one of them refuses to hold hands afterwards?

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 11:04PM

"Everybody's goin' soakin'...soakin' U S A..."

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 11:43PM

Well, maybe it was just my bishop. It's been 40 years. The guy was a bit on the turbo side.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 05, 2021 11:51PM

Yeah, well the reality is pretty close anyway.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 08:17AM

Never heard that one.

If it were true, what would that make the incestuous back rubs in sacrament meeting?

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 12:10PM

You read my mind Heartless. Some people would really go at it. I used to laugh because it was such a sin to even step foot in the chapel on a Saturday if you were wearing pants but public foreplay was just fine.

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Posted by: cl2notloggedin ( )
Date: December 09, 2021 06:46PM

I was going to answer after I read the whole thread.

I went with my daughter to GC after she went back to church as she didn't have anyone to go with. I was an apostate at the time. The couple in front of us at the great and spacious building were rubbing backs the whole session.

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Posted by: Dr. No ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 12:00PM

Yah -- probably, for some people.

-- But not if yer doing it right :)=)

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Posted by: Dr. No ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 12:01PM

Yah -- probably, for some people.

-- But not if yer doing it right :)=)

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Posted by: Joseph's Myth ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 12:17PM

"It is twuue! They tell me your people are gifted!"

https://youtu.be/w0MyA4XKpK8

The dropped line from same scene said, I hate to disappoint you mamme but you're suckling my arm.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 01:51PM

And putting your finger tips in Palmolive dish soap is "soaking."

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 01:53PM


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Posted by: Northern_Lights ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 05:11PM

I don't know but I had a date go totally pear shaped once because I tried to hold her hand, and "hand-holding is only for a very serious relationship". I said sorry and the date continued until the dance was over, but she said no to a second date and would not even look my way in Econ class.

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Posted by: alsd ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 05:54PM

My high school girlfriend and I got in trouble for holding hands while on a temple trip.

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Posted by: OfCourse ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 06:11PM

bradley Wrote:
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> [Somebody said] it but I don't remember who.
>

I wouldn't believe them.

I never noticed a difference.

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: December 06, 2021 06:31PM

If you are gay and at BYU it is.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 01:46AM

to figure out how a married couple can commit adultery BY BEING WITH EACH OTHER .......STUPID DAMN MORmONS !!!!

with leaders like MORmON leaders who needs a Satan !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYsi-r1amY0&t=193s

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 02:00AM

and being a MORmON is the same as mental illness/ idiocy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2Peqr0gj0

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 03:53AM

Beatles Song: I wanna hold your hand... (1964)

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 01:21PM

then, what is phone sex?

what is trading explicit photos?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 01:30PM

What is walking around all day with your fingers interlaced?

What is twiddling your fingers?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 05:13PM

I think these days holding hands is worse unless you wear a glove.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 05:18PM

Who pays to have an Asian lady do your nails? Feels good, doesn't it?

In the Ce!estial Kingdom, only men will get manicures...

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 09:50PM

Joseph Smith was only holding Helen Kimball’s hand.

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Posted by: squirrely ( )
Date: December 08, 2021 10:45PM

Beautiful!!!!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 09, 2021 04:37PM

As she was covering other parts.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 07, 2021 10:31PM

Yes it is. That's why we wear gloves.

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Posted by: Joseph's Myth ( )
Date: December 08, 2021 11:14PM

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> Yes it is. That's why we wear gloves.

This year only, donned as PPE.

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Posted by: ~ufotofu~ ( )
Date: December 09, 2021 04:15PM

Sometimes, it's easier

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 09, 2021 04:52PM

Button-fly Levi 501s


Did they really contribute something to Levi Loving?

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Posted by: ~ufotofu~ ( )
Date: December 09, 2021 07:29PM

I don't know but last year, thrifting, I picked up, in my size. a new (vintage) pair in light-blue-green. The red pair was too small. Rats! Everybody loves them, and so do I. Great price!

Jeans are rarely worn these days by me. I generally wear work/ duck pants, hiking/ outdoors/ sport pants, short pants, pee jammas, streach pants, lounging/ urban pants... Sometimes with or without underpants. But only a few with buttons. The rest have zippers, openings, or no opening at all, but all are removable.

I like my button flies
Otherwise, I don't like flys

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