Yup. It's the latest bogus Covid "cure".

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"Ex-con, anti-vaxxer, and king of the village of nincompoops, “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key is giving out advice on his latest nontreatment treatment for COVID-19. He says it is the “antidote,” and we hope you’re sitting down for this. Yes, folks, it’s … ”urine therapy.”

That’s right: Instead of taking a safe and effective vaccine, Key is telling his bonehead followers to buckle up and take a big sip of their own liquid gold.

“The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. Okay, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account."



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On the plus side, certain porn kink pages can now be termed "instructional videos".

Uh-oh. The Jewish Space Lasers are looking for him now. He Must Be Stopped before he destroys The Plan! <cue spooky music>

But these guys normally drink Bud Light. How will they know the difference?

Yup. I watched that Trae Crowder video also.

Go easy on the Bud Light.

I wish I were joking:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8239506/

Some politicians in support of using cow dung and urine even had people arrested for disputing these claims:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9764889/Two-men-arrested-India-saying-cow-urine-dung-NOT-cure-Covid-19.html

It's horrible.

Tyson

Next up, some guy will take advantage of the stupid suckers will market his "Super Strength Anti Covid Patriot Urine". And some idiots will buy it and drink it.
Look at this fool .Die hard (yes she did!) Anti Vaxer, Covid is a hoax promoter, ends up dying from Covid in a Camarillo hospital. She denied it to the end, and now, some of her fellow loons claim the hospital murdered her because she was exposing the Big Hoax. I wish all these idiots would've died before they could reproduce.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/1/7/2073342/-Popular-QAnon-promoter-who-said-vaccines-kill-don-t-get-it-just-died-of-COVID-19?detail=emaildkre

Interestingly, Camarillo State Hospital is now California State University Channel Islands. I'm sure there are many jokes about "So what's the difference?"

Yep. Used to live in Ventura. Familiar with the change over.

Tons & tons of research but minus any documentation...ooooooook !

As we say in the UK, I think he's taking the piss ;-)

In my personal research efforts, I've discovered that people who advocate the reconsumption of bodily waste are disgusting.

Maybe I need a YouTube channel to present my evidence.

Tere was a chiropractor in our area promoting that.

Nastiest thing I’ve ever heard.

if people make this stuff up, post it, follow it, just to see how far it spreads?

I recall a high school teacher as an illustration about social media, having students create a benign post just to see to where and how far it spreads.

Sadly, Aunt Sukey, it's more than a fantasy: Morarji Desai, Indian prime minister from 1977 to 1979 was a lifelong dan:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morarji_Desai#Personal_life

"Desai, a longtime practitioner of 'urine therapy', spoke in 1978 to Dan Rather on 60 Minutes about the benefits of drinking urine. The prime minister stated that urine therapy was the perfect medical solution for the millions of Indians who cannot afford medical treatment. He also attributed his longevity to drinking urine - which he called "the water of life"."

He lived to the age of 99...

It's a perfect upgrade for Mormon sacrament. Pray the priests don't miss and spray the deacons.

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> Okay,
> and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy

Even he knows "this sounds crazy" and yet, here we are.


> "...God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account."

If that were so, you might ask, why do we have COVID in the first place.

Because who needs it?

If you are doing this, urine a cult!

Next step: Eat shit and die.



It's almost like people are testing just how many stupid things people will do after seeing it on the internet. Maybe it's kind of like the dumb Tik Tok challenges people see, then do and spread.

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Another grift of course. How does that song go?

"Urine the money, urine the money…"


OK, I'm done for the day.

      

If you can drink the symbolic blood of Christ, or in the case of the Cathoids, the literal blood of Christ, why not the piss of Christ?

This begs the question, do ghawd piss?  Do they have blood?  

What if each cell in Christ's body is an autonomous being, living in voluntary cooperation with exactly 349,999,999 (per Google) other autonomous one-celled Glorious Beings, united in the glory of ghawd?  

Yow, EOD.

I'm not standing next to you in a lightning storm. :)

Well!!!

Are you saying I'm some kind of attractive?

I refuse to answer on the grounds...

I never once mentioned Tardigrades!!!!

That's because you are a Tardygrade.

Tardy-had-har

A 12-second online search would inform the most casual inquirer that urine should not be one's choice of ideal beverage.

For instance:

Britannica. com: “Human urine is composed primarily of water (95%). The rest is urea (2%), creatinine (0.1%), uric acid (0.03%), chloride, sodium, potassium, sulphate, ammonium, phosphate and other ions and molecules in lesser amounts.”

Yum.


General Google search:

“What toxins come out in urine?”

“Urine is mostly water, and contains mineral salts, and about 2% urea, which is produced in the liver to remove ammonia, which is a very toxic substance. Urea has a very low toxicity, although a continuous high level of urea in the blood (a condition called hyperuremia) can cause disease.”


“Is human urine good for anything?”

"It is totally possible to use human urine as a fertilizer instead of industrial fertilizer," says Heinonen-Tanski, whose research group has also used urine to cultivate cucumbers, cabbage and tomatoes.”


“Why is urine yellow in color?”

“The most common color of urine is yellow, which is caused by the presence of urobilin, a biochemical waste product generated from the breakdown of old red blood cells.”


“Can you drink urine?”

“There's no scientific evidence to support claims that drinking urine is beneficial. On the contrary, research suggests that drinking urine can introduce bacteria, toxins, and other harmful substances into your bloodstream. It can even place undue stress on your kidneys.”

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Urine is excreted as waste products, including toxic substances.

Note that urine can be used as fertilizer. That seems a match made in heaven combined with the livestock medications that anti-vaxxers have also recommended to supposedly ward off COVID.

I cannot comprehend the thinking process that would conclude that imbibing waste products, eliminated from one's system to maintain health, is preferable to receiving a scientifically studied and tested and trialed medicine under medical supervision.

Not wanting the vax is one thing. Accepting toxins as a substitute is verging on absolute insanity. Or inanity at the very least.

I'd like to know how many of those with the loudest voices blaring supposed warnings against the scientifically-produced vaccines have actually accepted one for themselves. I swear some, if not all, of the naysayers, are themselves vaxxed but are loving controlling their masses in such Machiavellian ways in order to gain control over them in furtherance of their evil means, certainly not for the benefit of their followers. That is an absolute certainty.

I hope they face the highest courts in existence. Any time soon.



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> Britannica. com: “Human urine is composed
> primarily of water (95%). The rest is urea (2%),
> creatinine (0.1%), uric acid (0.03%), chloride,
> sodium, potassium, sulphate, ammonium, phosphate
> and other ions and molecules in lesser
> amounts.”
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At 95% water, I wonder if this is purer than the Detroit water that had all the lead in it?

I did see one of Bear Grylls shows where he did drink his urine, when nothing else is available.... what do you do?

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bear+grylls+drinking+urine&&view=detail&mid=AA07A1D460EDD3C65AF5AA07A1D460EDD3C65AF5&rvsmid=5B1412F883A286C20D0F5B1412F883A286C20D0F&FORM=VDMCNR

Aren't some toxins 'sweated' out?

That's why it's called urine-
Because 'you're in' (and it's in you)

It would sure save a lot of money

In some cultures men drink their own semen ... (search Quora);
also I’ve been told by first-hand military members to drink their urine if survival depends (No Puns, PLEASE!)

In some cultures Semen is considered sacred & drinking it returns important nutrients to the system...



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The COVID IQ test. I never knew how stupid the world really was until this pandemic hit.

"The covid IQ test". I'm going to start using that line.

The real question is: who passed and who failed the IQ test?

Opinions vary.

A beloved RFM'er TLC used to swear by the health properties of drinking ones own urine.

One problem is that bacteria will quickly start growing in urine.

The bigger problem is that the urine is how the body gets rid of urea. If you keep putting it back in the body, the blood urea nitrogen, toxins, and medications can be impacted (concentrated).

It's one thing to drink it occasionally for survival or whatever magical thing someone wants to think it does. It's quite another to introduce an unnecessary health risk.

There are a lot of dumb things people can do that get associated with health. Just ask the goop lady.

I never drank piss but I drank a Hamm’s beer once. That was close to drinking piss.

(music) From the Land of Sky Blue Waters....

    
Which one washes off easier?

I have not looked into (or cared) how this one got started everywhere. I'm wondering if "certain types" started this intentionally so people like me would make fun of COVIDIOTS. Maybe the goal is to flame and maintain divineness and anger which appears to be part of the game plan for certain political agendas.

I mean, this one seems too stupid even for Jewish space laser types.

There goes my plan to make and sell aluminum parasols . . .

???

To reflect the Jewish space laser rays . . .

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> To reflect the Jewish space laser rays . . .

Your wit is high, high above us EOD (at times). :)


High, high above - a reference to a phrase in one of Tal Bachman's songs that seems permanently stuck in my brain.

Not that thirsty (right now),
Thank you

Uh.. the astronauts do it

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> Uh.. the astronauts do it

After it is processed.

US astronauts drink the treated urine, the USSR astronauts don't.

US astronauts collect both US and USSR urine for recycling.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/26/us-astronauts-recycled-urine-international-space-station

I'd rather drink mine than your-in

The great thing about this COVID strategy, Dave, is that you can recycle your Ivermectin.

Excretion of ivermectin is fecal. You have to ingest something else to recycle it.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2751445/

"In connection with the excretion pathways, ivermectin and its metabolites were excreted mainly in faeces and only 1% in urine"

D'oh!

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> ivermectin and its metabolites were excreted
> mainly in faeces and only 1% in urine"

At the rate of 1% that's a large quantity of urine you'd have to consume trying to achieve the stated goal.

And then it wouldn't exert the desired effect anyway.



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