Brilliant and hilarious. Thank Beelzebub for atheists!

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/florida-atheist-requests-removal-of-bible-from-florida-classrooms-301531457.html

“BOCA RATON, Fla., April 25, 2022 /PRNewswire/ -- Making use of Florida's recently enacted HB 1467, aka the Ban The Book law, political stunt activist Chaz Stevens has sent demand letters to superintendents in 14 Florida school districts — including Miami-Dade and Broward County Public Schools – to "immediately remove the Bible from the classroom, library, and any instructional material … the banishment of any book that references the Bible … [laying] flame to that giant stack of fiction in a pyre worthy of a Viking sendoff."

Stevens' organization, the Florida non-profit Schadenboner Incorporated, cites inclusion of unfitting topics, such as age appropriateness, wokeness, and social-emotional learning, as proof of the Bible's unsuitability for children.
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Closing out his demand letter, Stevens adds this summation, "In the end, if little Jimmy and Susie are curious about any [of this], they can do what everyone does – get a room at the Motel Six and grab the Gideons."

Over the coming weeks, Schadenboner Incorporated plans to ramp up its efforts, filing similar requests with all 53 school districts.“