Hitler can theoretically repent of his 'errors', but my aunt Petunia who sided with Lucifer in the council in the pre-existence, can't?

She only did so because two of her best friends talked her into it!

Oh, well, I'm sure ghawd knows what he's doing...

You haven't been properly cancelled until the Big Guy cancels your a**! This stuff going on nowadays is child's play.

Auntie Petunia thinks someone is being too mean...

Aunt Petunia was needed on the other side to grow peppers. The hottest peppers in the CK taste like cucumbers to Lucifer.

And how about the top dog in that 1/3, Satan himself. He is absolutely essential to make righteousness come to pass (2 Nephi 2:11), and god is still mad at him for some reason.

Come on, peeps. Satan won the War in Heaven™. Mormons, with the possible exception of BKKKP, have not caught on to the irony.

Sidebar: remember BKKKP's best seller, "Free Agency and How to Enforce It"? (joke)

He is also the one who renamed "free agency" as moral agency, because, what, "free" sounded too socialist? (not a joke - moral agency is now the correct Mormonese phrase)

"Free Agency and How to Enforce It" !!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha Sums up Mormonism perfectly.

Which was what the supposed war in heaven was about. Hence my tongue-in-cheek point that Satan won the war in heaven and Mormons are carrying out his plan.

They just refuse to wake up and smell the coffee. Which explains their anti-coffee fetish. Yet another theological insight.

Deep-doctrine-while-u-wait

Mormons. Refusing to wake up and smell the coffee! Hahahaha. I am easily entertained today being kind of tired but that hits the funny bone for me.

The war in heaven was for souls.

jj

Did I miss the final outcome?

Sorry, I must have been ‘busy’

You missed it by a couple hundred thousand years.

No worries. You didn't exist then.

jj

It'll all be explained in the millennium.

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Hitler can theoretically repent of his 'errors',
> but my aunt Petunia who sided with Lucifer in the
> council in the pre-existence, can't?
>
> She only did so because two of her best friends
> talked her into it!
>
> Oh, well, I'm sure ghawd knows what he's doing...
Because them dudes and dudesses didn't get the memo!!!

Make up any story and there’s your answer.

Every cult needs someone to trash. Look at us, we are so great and those others in Heaven didn't follow the cult path. They are really easy to trash becuase they don't exist on earth. Cult message is follow the path OR ELSE.

If you drink, smoke etc., you are trashed too. If you are an Exmo on this forum you are not only out you are headed for OUTER DARKNESS ---- OOOOOOO scary



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OK let's pretend it is all real for the sake of discussion.

The 1/3 all new Jesus and Satan personally. Like walking around in the per-exsistance so their rejection of it is more of a rebellion .

We on earth need to rely on faith to accept, but not accepting carries a less punishment.

Is nudity permitted in Outer Darkness?

CK won’t be Heavenly unless nudity is allowed…

just sayin’

Probably because Jesus atonement has to do with mortals and a fallen world not spooks and goblins. It's like asking why Jesus atonement doesn't pay for the war crimes of Hitler's ss. Instead the Nuremberg trials made them hang, instead of getting absolution from pius XII like he tried to do with so many henchmen. The pope cared deeply about nazis not jews but that's a whole other topic...