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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 01:46PM
Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"I had yesterday's lunch for breakfast this morning."


"Why are there so many commercials!?!"


"I feel so humble..."


"The game was called on account of rain."

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 01:59PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Hand me that piano."

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 02:22PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Dammit, Peter, that's the wrong Jesus!"

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Posted by: Dallin Ox ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 05:21PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Sarah, I'd like to hear your opinion on this…"

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 05:37PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Okay, that is very good!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 05:59PM
Re: Things you WILL hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Nobody asked for your opinion ... Why are you speaking??"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/20/2022 05:59PM by elderolddog.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 06:06PM
Re: Things you WILL hear in the Celestial Kingdom

I ain't no Sarah, Jesus.

Now git back in yer cage!

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 07:43PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Ha hahaha HA HA HA! Oh my God. That was so funny!"

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 08:20PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

In the Mormon Celestial Kingdom, you will never hear, "Maybe I was wrong".

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 08:22PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Yep, we've always been at war with East Asia.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 11:11PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

I’m impressed with the racial diversity here.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 11:14PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Swoosh!

I want you and Dallin on my basketball team.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 11:47PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

...nothing but net!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 20, 2022 11:54PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Unless you are getting dunked on, in which case Dallin's and CrispingPin's Swoosh becomes your Whoosh.

Yes, the distinction will be on the midterm.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: June 21, 2022 01:49AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

. . . With cream and sugar please.

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: June 21, 2022 02:08AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

I don't know about that. If the Utah version of the CK is true, there will be competing dirty soda chains there so you may be able to get one with cream and sugar.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 21, 2022 02:03AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Hamburders.

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Posted by: blindguy ( )
Date: June 21, 2022 11:42AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Do I really have to see my whole family again? They were all so terrible in life!"

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 21, 2022 12:57PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"This is so much fun!"

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 21, 2022 01:27PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

I'm loving this thread!

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Posted by: moehoward ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 11:52AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Wow, you've got edibles too?

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Posted by: seatedscribe ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 02:23PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Is that a genuine Rothko?"

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Posted by: seatedscribe ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 02:25PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

" Wow, Iron Maiden sounds better than ever!"

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 03:09PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

The truth

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 03:35PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Eloheim is such a nice lady.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 03:38PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Eloheim is such a nice ladies."

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 03:47PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Do I have enough time to build another world before we hit the Great Attractor?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/22/2022 03:48PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 03:51PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

In which case we may be both alive and dead.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 03:56PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Well, from my superposition I'll at least be able to wave goodbye.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 04:08PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

What ya got on tap?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 04:39PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Oy Vey"

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: June 22, 2022 10:40PM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

The Lord's Prayer.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 23, 2022 02:36AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Dingos ate my baby."

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: June 23, 2022 02:55AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Spirit OBGYNs complain about lack of employment.

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Posted by: wowbagger ( )
Date: June 23, 2022 08:43AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Adolph, so glad to see you.

Such a blessing that the temple ordinances wiped your slate clean!"

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Posted by: Again ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 04:42AM
Re: Things you'll never hear in the Celestial Kingdom

How did we end up here?

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