"The apparent spontaneous end to my wife's two-month pregnancy is under investigation by the proper medical and religious authorities.  We expect to be released from home-detention in time for Employer Day festivities (formerly Labor Day), and look forward to joining all our family and friends at the required festivities.  Praise Jesus and those who labor on His behalf.  Amen."


  (There's no title cuz I had no words.  Some times even I have trouble with what my mind brings back from 7/11, when all I asked for was a quick laugh and a 32oz O'Douls...)





edited to clarify the meaning of the title...



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Love it. The perfect marriage of politics and religion for a Christian nation.

States as such are sagging and beginning to become ever more superfluous.

It is time for a smaller, more religious, and righteous America. One that would look more like European nations before America was.

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> It is time for a smaller, more religious, and
> righteous America. One that would look more like
> European nations before America was.

MORE religious?

When your problem is religion, the solution is never "more religion".

    I think EB was just piling on to my rystopian (religion + dystopian) nightmare and hoped that the /s was self-evident.

    But if not, and he's looking forward my nightmare vision, I'll come back and erase this post . . .

American Samoa would be an ideal location for this smaller America. ;)

If there's a dead body in your uterus, will they perform an autopsy? Look for a cause of death? Charge your body with rejecting the fetus? Your body, your fines and imprisonment.

This Distopian vision is going to make Halloween a much scarier holiday. I wonder how many trick-or-treaters will come dressed up as fetuses and how many other trick-or-treaters will be real cops dressed up as teenagers to try to catch women in the act of disposing of their fetuses.

I wonder how many people have actually dressed up as fetuses? They may be a hit with the evangelical crowd. But they probably don't celebrate Satan's holiday.