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Elder Brother
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Date: August 23, 2022 01:09PM
Jesus: "Have a seat. This shouldn't take long. I just need to go over some stuff from last time."
Joseph: chomp, chomp
Jesus: "What are you eating?"
Joseph: "They're called 'M&Ms'. They're really good. Here, try some. Just hold out your...Uh, never mind. I'll put them away."
Jesus: "Anyway...following up. You got the memo on hot drinks? How's that going?"
Joseph: "Yep, lukewarm only. People don't seem to mind. They're working on something called 'iced coffee' anyway."
Jesus: "Ok. We may have to rethink that one. What about my second coming? Let's have you REALLY start pushing that."
Joseph: "Well..."
Jesus: "Well, what?"
Joseph: "You see...I thought we were done with that. I've been telling people you already came back. Like, a lot of times."
Jesus: "Are you out of your mind??"
Joseph: "It's just...there was that time in the grove and at the temple dedication and...heck, even right NOW."
Jesus: "This doesn't COUNT!! And neither do all those other times. When I come back again it's going to be a BIG deal."
Joseph: "I just thought...you know, we built you a house and everything. Sorry, I'll tell everyone those times don't count."
Jesus(to himself): "WHY do I always get stuck working with these AMATEURS?"
Jesus: "Alright, don't worry. I'll take care of it. By the way, Joseph...have you ever been to Carthage?"