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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 12:33PM
To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

It doesn’t take an Einstein to figure this out.


There are quantum entangled party lines and teenagers abuse them!


If Holy McGhost starts up an online chat room, do members of the church get to register for free?


Does quantum entanglement make lovers sweaty?


Is there such a thing as quantum be-spangled?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 02:08PM
Re: To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

So if I pray in a state of unworthiness do I lose my entanglement with God?

And about the lovers and bespangled. Does sexy go down to an atomic level?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 03:24PM
Re: To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

You're such a quark!!

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 04:54PM
Re: To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

I've heard there is a God Particle but I don't know for CERN.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 05:35PM
Re: To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

I love this, CERtaiNly!

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 05:26PM
Re: To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

Bedazzled quantums are at great risk for being stuck together when their sequins get interlocked with each other---as all drag queens know too well. (Relating this advice for a friend But, Be warned. This is not as simple as encrusting your iPhone with genuine faux diamantes.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 05:36PM
Re: To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

I would have thought, Jesus, that the wisdom of age had taught you to avoid entanglements but here you are again. . .

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 07:34PM
Re: To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

Thanks. Chum.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 08:31PM
It just isn't fair. . .

Given your hypnotic power over virtually all of the fairer sex the only possibility of restraint lies with you and those who have your ear.

Think of the women, EOD. Think of the poor, poor women.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 08:53PM
Re: It just isn't fair. . .

The poor, poor women ... Or the Kardashians?

I am content with my choice.

You can't see the stars in the city.

If I ever go on a date again, seeing the stars will be on the agenda.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 09:03PM
Re: It just isn't fair. . .

I think one or more of the Kardashians would be an appropriate recipient of, and beneficiary from, your ineluctable charm.

Having known Kanye, the Sisters K would have at least a chance of making an informed decision before succumbing to what we all know is ultimately inevitable.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: October 07, 2022 09:18PM
Re: To pray is to be quantum entangled with ghawd . . .

I never really prayed. I put on a show at church but privately never. Always felt stupid doing it.

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