Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: June 12, 2023 12:17PM
> Whatever works best to
> get into the gene pool
> is rewarded genetically.
This is one of my favorite topics! I'm sure my pride is inordinate, but I'll still claim it... I came up with a theory while still in high school that I'm quite proud of, despite any possibility of ever having it proven or disproven:
"Strength rules, but wisdom seduces."
The high school perspective is easy to understand: Who gets the girls? Had society not put the hammer down on polygamy, the sports stars would get ALL the girls. And why not, once it's recognized that who fathers their babies really does matter?
So there I sat in study hall, wondering how a second-rate male animal, which I was/am, gets to breed?
I figured out that it's because second-rate male humans, blessed with the power of speech (severely lacking in most other animals), came up with the concept of "love."
Do star quarterbacks or the sons of the very rich need to say "I love you!" in order to get a cheerleader or into the sack? They can rack up 'sacks' with little to no effort, such that "falling in love" is superfluous to their needs.
But for sure, the shy math wizard who adores the girl who didn't make the cut for the cheerleading squad or comes from a good family, has to not only say it but he has to prove it. And if and when he jumps through enough hoops and solves a sufficient number of life's equations, the young lady can convince herself that allowing him into her life is 'special', and if he works hard enough, the two of them can have a good life.
So I came up with the notion that "Love" is what 'lesser' human beings use to excuse themselves for breeding with less than the cream of the crop. And that's on both sides of the equation. Women had to agree to fall into this less-than-the-best equation.
Here's how I imagine it all started...
Thor, the biggest brute in the tribe, took women as he found them, and they were all cool with it because when Thor went out hunting, he always brought home the bacon. And he had a couple of sycophants, almost as big and tough as him, with whom he shared the hunting and the women; cooperation had entered the equation.
That left me, smaller, leaner, wearing glasses, allergic to grassland pollens, wandering around on the fringes of the tribe, making a go of it by doing pest control and latrine services...
The horny lad that I was, I needed to come up with a way to get a girl to notice me, and more importantly, to let me cuddle with her. But no girl in her right mind wanted the likes of me, when Thor and his ilk were in the offing!
So I came up with 'love'! It made mating 'special' because "we" were special, something Thor didn't offer. Yes, he had the Best Girl in the tribe, but there was no need to be True to her since, as the provider, she needed him, he didn't need her. And the less than the Best Girls had needs to fill, although they might not have known if I hadn't told them . . .
In preaching 'love,' emphasis is heavy on the part about the allure of each partner being special to the other. (Obviously, JoJu never understood that part.) And to be fair, some men try to stay faithful, but alas, hormones just don't have any morals.
So sophomore year in a high school study hall, I figured out how things really work... You're welcome.