He’s fine, as far as I know, but I am sorry to hear about him on those rare occasions when I am reminded of his existence.

He is no Holland. I don't think he has much of a fan base even in believers.

He may be fine, but he is breathing the air that a flatworm might need someday.

If anyone can singlehandedly take down the church, he can.

Let’s Pray & Fast that he does! (Get the irony ???)

summer Wrote:
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> If anyone can singlehandedly take down the church,
> he can.

I don't know, Rusty seems to be hell bent on making sure the church expires before he does.

I agree. Rusty is doing a fine job changing it to something unrecognizable...and boring.

But if he doesn't finish it off, Bednar will sure do it trying to undo what Rusty and done (must have three hour meetings, etc.)

I wonder if the crypt keeper's further light and knowledge comes from bioluminescent bacteria in his colon.

Finance Clerk Wrote:
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> I agree. Rusty is doing a fine job changing it to
> something unrecognizable...and boring.
>
> But if he doesn't finish it off, Bednar will sure
> do it trying to undo what Rusty and done (must
> have three hour meetings, etc.)


Bedbug will institute Dress Standards for Aaronic Priesthood sacrament services. Special robes/shirts/ties for blessers & passers.

Will designate an "Official Bread" brand for Sacrament - and put it out to bid among the major bread companies before making the choice. Pre-scored to tear easily and have a CTR logo on each piece.

Each Stake Center will have a top hat - Joe Smith signed commemorative edition - in a display case in the foyer.

Church will come out with a whole line of Sacrament Shoes for members to wear. Won't squeak when walking on the gym/cultural hall floor.

He will issue guidelines for wives, and girlfriends of local leadership at all levels - from stake presidents to deacon quorum president - regarding when to stand in church meetings or in social circumstances as it relates to their SPL (Significant Priesthood Leader).

Boyd KKK Wrote:
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> Finance Clerk Wrote:
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> Bedbug will institute Dress Standards for Aaronic
> Priesthood sacrament services. Special
> robes/shirts/ties for blessers & passers.

In my (rusty) Iron-Trap mind, one of the GAs lamented that after WWII, when communications were sparce, SL discovered that the Brits had gone Bizarre requiring something similar to this...

But, ya know, ChurchCo is 100% consistent in the ways they do things... Right?
>
> Will designate an "Official Bread" brand for
> Sacrament - and put it out to bid among the major
> bread companies before making the choice.
> Pre-scored to tear easily and have a CTR logo on
> each piece.
>
> Each Stake Center will have a top hat - Joe Smith
> signed commemorative edition - in a display case
> in the foyer.
>
> Church will come out with a whole line of
> Sacrament Shoes for members to wear. Won't squeak
> when walking on the gym/cultural hall floor.