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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 03, 2023 01:46PM


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 03, 2023 01:52PM

    
  

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 03, 2023 02:15PM

What does a widow's mite get one?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 04, 2023 03:33PM

"How much might might a mighty mite have if a mite might have might?"

--A widow, with apologies

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: July 03, 2023 09:08PM


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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 03, 2023 05:55PM

To keep his righteous contractors busy?

His wives each wanted their own mansion?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 03, 2023 08:36PM

I like the contractors angle or did I say angel

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 03, 2023 10:44PM

Heaven has unlimited "stuff". When a celestial wife fills her mansion, she will need another mansion to handle the overflow.

Elohim cannot die. That's why he does not suffocate when he walks in the closet of any of his spirit wives.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 04, 2023 11:21AM

Your exhalation does not matter on the answer to that question, not all truths are useful.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: July 04, 2023 11:56AM


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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 04, 2023 01:11PM

WRONG!

mansions <> slums

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: July 05, 2023 01:40PM


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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 05, 2023 05:22PM

That is the telestial party house.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 05, 2023 01:00PM

He needs many mansions because when he gets mad at one (maybe it had a clogged toilet, or circuit breaker keeps tripping, maybe a leak in the roof), he burns it down, floods it, sends a plague of carpenter ants to turn it into sawdust, etc.

when god is mad, he breaks his toys.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 05, 2023 01:47PM

Yeah, he'll flood the place or zap it or something if his kids are naughty. Wait until you see those celestial tornadoes if one of his spirit children is gay.

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Posted by: subeamnotlogedin ( )
Date: July 05, 2023 02:01PM

When I was a TBM every time a temple got announced at General conference it made me very happy. God work is moving along more temple work can get done. Now I see it as such a waste of money. More work can get done to help the poor or homeless.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 05, 2023 07:13PM

Right. I always assumed that meant the temples were counted as His mansions. I guess they don't make mansions like they used to.

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Posted by: squirrely ( )
Date: July 05, 2023 04:00PM

Because his followers are brainwashed into thinking that Heaven will be like earth where a few have everything and most have nothing. They, of course, will finally have the big house. And to think people like this idea. Jesus H. Christ.

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