Imagine the COB posting on RfM that they’d like to meet with “our representative” regarding matters pertaining to the future of the church...

And that it could only be one person?

Who would we send?

Would I do it?  I can think of a lot more reasons why I wouldn't than why I would...

Interesting notion, huh?

For me, it's a toss-up between The Cat and Gladys Lot.  But then I admit to having a mean streak and being a fan of loud laughter...

Sorry, Mr. The Jesus, but I'm busy replacing divots on the golf course after some idiot tore the place up.

You'll have to stand in for me.

I was an AP.

I also own a Leatherman.

And I know stuff.

I can help.

Roy has my full endorsement. But I think Jesus and his monkey should go along to provide personal protection.

They might take him seriously, and that's scary...

Perhaps if you lent your leather chaps to the monkey. You know, so he matches Roy.

The AP's ears are hairier than the monkey's, so they already match...

Uh oh. Now you've doxxed Roy and, as you can see, he's upset.


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/29/1411967674733_wps_42_The_Simpson_Krusty_s_Dad_.jpg

Here's a more recent picture.

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With a bolo tie and a ponytail, you'd be the spittin' image of Herr Doktor Jesus himself.

Imagine the look on the apostles' faces when they saw you three marching in to the Holy of Holies on a Thursday afternoon!

I'm sure they would think we were the holy trinity and bow down and worship us. Who knows, maybe we could get them to give us some of the $100B they have stashed away. For sure if we raised our arms to the square and commanded them in the name of Judic West - Purveyor of Jesus Faced Tortillas, they would.

Sure, I wear chaps. And when I wear them, I prefer to wear nothing else.

Take Who seriously? Me or the monkey? I suppose it doesn't really matter though.

My first impulse was to send EOD because the church deserves nothing less than pure silliness, and EOD can deliver on that regard.

But on second impulse, send me. The Q15 would not be expecting what I can deliver in the way of f-bombs and more. I would give them the chewing out that they so richly deserve. ;)

I don't foresee this ever happening.

The 'church' would be more likely to issue a statement:

We don't negotiate with Thinkers.

> We don't negotiate with Thinkers.

Yes, but what about EOD and Roy?

>> Yes, but what about EOD and Roy? <<

They don't negotiate with stinkers either so we're out. Now, that chap wearing monkey could be a possibility.

  
  

Can't be me. I'll be too busy protecting your sombrero from the repo men.

I vote the Cat. Gladys would be very logical and they have defenses for that. Where as the Cat would blindside them "science"...you know black holes, great attractor, nature, stuff like that.