Lets see, could something like maybe this be turned into a Jeopardy question?

"What is one of the little known American religions now almost credited with being nearly a bona fide sex cult?"

As Mormons we were so much better than whatever an ordinary Christian might be but please don't ask us how to even define what is Christian.

Any of the LDS have had a lot of trouble doing such things during the past so that's not something you should have a look at examining in any detail.

Did I mention yet that we used to embrace multiple wives?

Now, how's that maybe grab ya all?

Well, Mormonism was started by a perv who used the cult to gain access to victims.

I read up on this former doctor, and it's horrible. Definitely not for the faint of heart.