"...and lo, Jesus giggled as He bade the Pharisee's robes flip up over his head, exposing his nakedness to the beggars whom he'd been castigating for not getting jobs...

"...and then they began chanting at the Pharisee, 'Show us your boobs, you boob...'"

             --The Gospel according to Room 222

I've never seen a naked Pharisee, but I have played naked marbles with Beverly and Stew. I almost won.

He about fell over!

Whenever I tried to contact God, all I got was his answering machine.

A god with a sense of humor would be great. Instead we got stuck with angry, mentally unstable Old Testament God.

God has only laughed once, and then, Hysterically. This was when He happened on "The Book of Mormon", the musical. "Hasa Diga Ebowai" has now become an ear worm for Him and helps him ignore the relentless litany of sycophantic praise and greedy pleadings from the humans---whom he finds nothing funny about.

I got this on the sly from an Angel with a flaming sword named George Carlin who is still trying to get 'Old Grumpy" to chuckle even once.

When the kids offered to apply furniture polish to Elisha's head to make it really shine, God said, "let me show y'all how a couple of bears can make that joke really kill!"

And then He laughed and laughed.

Yeah. I'm laughing too. Best bible joke ever. Well the whole Bible's a joke, but still . . .