Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: January 25, 2024 01:56PM
Here are the 10 Commandments (this is as official as it gets; I got this list from mormon.com!):
1) “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
2) “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
3) “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
4) “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
5) “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
6) “Thou shalt not kill.”
7) “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
8) “Thou shalt not steal.”
9) “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
10) “Thou shalt not covet.”
bonus info: Moses wanted to add, "Thou shalt not have two piercings in one ear," but Ghawd convinced him that 11, while a prime, is a Satanic number because of the eternally evil phrase, "Seven come eleven..."
I would like your help in fleshing out this list because, all by itself, it no longer serves its intended purpose: ensuring one's exaltation waaaay up into the Celestial Kingdom.
Also, Life, its own self, is seamlessly increasing, which is a contradiction...
Here are a few "suggestions" for getting through modern life so you can go slipping and sliding into the CK:
"Thou shalt not store jelly donuts in your fanny pack."
"Remember that the last shall be first and twist this to thine advantage."
"Thou shalt always stand when an Apostle farts."**
What can you add to my list?
*Errancy is a noun that means
the state of being in error,
or a tendency to err. It can
also mean making a mistake or
doing something morally wrong.
**Just kidding, plus checking to see if you're paying attention.