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Date: January 12, 2024 06:35AM
Aaron Sherinian is the new Church PR head and boy is this guy a doozy. He ticks all the boxes — alumnus of the tobacco industry, and linked with three of the world's most prominent paranationalist groups, the Vatican, United Nations and the World Economic Forum. All three of these groups have been attacked in recent years for their corruption and undue influence upon domestic issues. He'll be ideal for sugaring whatever bitter pill the FP wants Mormons to swallow next.
https://www.deseret.com/2024/1/9/24032002/latter-day-saint-leaders-hire-new-managing-director-for-church-communicationFrom the article:
“In the meeting, my focus was on how the Savior’s way of communication was all about finding ways to reach everyone,” he told the Deseret News. “Communications for the Church of Jesus Christ should always be generous, inclusive and personal.”
Note the buzzwords/dogwhistles. But how long's he going to be around for? The last two didn't last long:
"Sherinian replaces Eric Hawkins due to health complications. The church has had five managing directors of public affairs/church communication over the past 34 years, from Bruce Olsen (1989-2008) to Michael Otterson (2008-16), Richard Turley Jr. (2016-20), Michael Colemere (2020-22) and Hawkins (2022-23)."
I can't believe that the DN puff piece didn't mention his stint at Phillip Morris, the tobacco giant.
Here's his page on the WEF (Davos) site:
https://www.weforum.org/people/aaron-h-sherinian/Do not be suckered by any of this. These are PR people. Their job is to make the unpalatable palatable by making it sound as if it is all sweetness and light. A communications specialist like him will help convince members that "All is well in Zion".
Let me mention a few highlights:
-Chief Communications and Marketing Officer for the United Nations Foundation. This was established by billionaire Ted Turner in the 1990s and is used to funnel money into select causes abroad.
-Managing Director of Public Affairs for the Millennium Challenge Corporation. This is another international body used to direct money from the USA to various select groups in other countries.
-U.S. Embassy Officer to the Holy See (the Vatican). Maybe like Rusty, he can refer to the Pope as "His Holiness". I don't need to explain how many problems the Catholic Church has had in recent times. He'll be aware of most of them.
Here's his Linkedin page —
https://www.linkedin.com/in/asherinian/Here's a interesting highlight: Vice President, Global Communications for Philip Morris International. Yes, it's that Philip Morris, the tobacco company that is "delivering a smoke-free future" but yellowing tens of billions of teeth, ruining billions of lungs, and killing tens of millions of people today. This guy should be awesome at the doubletalk that is required to do PR for the Church. He would have handled certain recent issues with ease!
Just when I thought the Church leadership couldn't sink any lower, they go and do the impossible. It's miraculous! He's the perfect Good Global Citizen for our Global Faith. He'll represent our dear and beloved Global Faith Leader well. And you are forced to fund all of this if you want to enter the temple. And that is the straw that breaks the camel’s back. You really have no choice but to support it if you are a true believer who wants to be together with your family in the Mormon heaven.