I have seen this used a couple times and I know it has to do with pre-marital business but where did it come from? I have been out of the mo loop for a while now so I'm not totally familiar with that term...
around before marriage. They would show a new cupcake and a licked one. "Which would you rather have?" if you were the upstanding penishood holder and you were choosing a molly mo.
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It's a way to encourage the girls to remain pure, because why would a guy want them if they were impure? They'd be like a licked cupcake. Who wants to eat a cupcake if someone else has already licked it?
They also discourage the guys from wanting a girl who'd already had sexual experience already.
I don't remember them ever telling us girls to make sure the guy was pure. They just all wanted to make sure he was a returned missionary.
That was what they used in my seminary class for the chastity lecture instead of a cupcake. They passed around a stick of gum and told people to play with it, then at the end held it up next to a fresh stick and asked which one we'd want to chew. We were told nobody would want to marry the chewed gum.
I wonder why they never compare sex to a sushi chef. Oh, sure, somebody's got to eat their first endeavors and claim that it tastes good....but there is certainly something to be said for experience.
That was exactly what I was wondering! Cause a divorced cupcake ain't just licked. That cupcake has been consumed and partially digested before not agreeing with the consumer and then promptly ejected. So this analogy makes a divorced woman a pile of cupcake flavored puke.
Also, crappy analogy in general because people are NOT cupcakes. We can take showers, for one thing, so it's not like everyone who has ever touched us still has their germs lingering about.
Back then, I obviously would have chosen the unlicked cupcake.
BUT - knowing what I do now, I would DEFINITELY consider the licked cupcake (particularly if there was any indication whatsoever that cupcake LIKED being licked). You see, I, for one REALLY enjoy licking cupcakes. In fact, I could do it for hours on end if given the opportunity. Unfortunately, though, my cupcake has stated that she doesn't like to be licked.
When I started dating my ex-wife,,she told me about the licked cupcake lesson. She said that not only was the icing gone,,there wasn't much left of the cupcake. I told her it didn't matter. We were married for 16 years and she was a good wife. Raised 2 good kids and had a great sex life. The mormon "church" caused the breakup.
BYU Fireside address in the '60's, AKA "The bread with the butter licked off speech."
My sister and her date were sitting with a group of RM's and their dates, high in the bleachers of the old Smith Field House. They laughed until they cried! This became a household joke for many years.