Posted by:
Elder Berry
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Date: April 24, 2011 03:13PM
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2011/april/237089/Alligator-invites-himself-into-Palmetto-home"My cats are like my daughters," she said.
They should perform animal sealings!
Worthy Mormons could take their pets to the temple and place them on the altar, er um have them sit near the altar and have them "sealed" to their owners!
A whole new market to exploit could be opened up in furnishing Mormons with special collars and clothing for the event.
I WOULD necessitate a revelation and it would have to be excluding of most animals. Wouldn't want Goldy the Goldfish needing to be sealed. God could tell Tommy that only cats and dogs are allowed a sealing as they are the most righteous of pets.
Dogs are obedient - duh. And cats are um, cats are "clean."