Just think if tscc would introduce treadmill standing pews to combat pews, of course in keeping with their mentality it should be hamster wheels.
It was one thing nice, but annoying with some other protestant churches I visited how often they would have the congregation arise to sing a hymn or recite back a verse/prayer.
It would be interesting to see if the participants who gained weight during the study were religious at all, as there are studies that show religious people tend to be slightly heavier.
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