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brian-the-christ
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Date: May 01, 2011 12:52PM
A couple of weeks ago I had to be downtown while my car was being worked on. It was one of the very few "nice" days we've had so I wanted to walk over to Temple Square and enjoy the flowers.
As usual, I was approached by two very cute young missionarionettes and they were very eager to show me the South Visitors' Center with the beautiful panoramic view of the temple.
I pretend (okay, "lie") about my association with the church, in that I always pretend I don't know anything so I can enjoy hearing any changes to their little presentation and at one point, the cute little blond missionarionette bares her testiphony that she knows the Bom, PoGP and Bible are the word of God.
I asked, "You believe the Bible is literal? That the stories actually happened pretty close to how they're described?"
To which Blondie issued the standard disclaimer about the Bible, "Except where it has been translated incorrectly, we do."
I asked, "So you believe there was literally a global flood?"
Blondie, "Yes." (Her taller, brunette companion also bears her testimony. "In the mouths of two witnesses shall all my words be established.")
I say, "Well, the Ark's dimensions put it at about 450 feet in length, and there are anywhere from 1.5 to 3 million animal species on the planet, many of whose ancestry science can easily trace back more than 100,000 years, not to mention another 10 to 30 million insect species. Do you really think that Noah could have gathered all those species into a wooden boat that was 450 feet long?"
The blond-haired missionarionette stood there dumbfounded with her mouth literally open.
The brunette missionarionette took over and said, "We don't always understand how Heavenly Father works, but we do know that the story is true."
I didn't press it any further, but the cute blond girl never spoke again in the next 15 minutes we were together, and the look of utter astonishment never left her face. She'd only been out a week or two.
I really wonder what was going on in her brain. I can't recall all the times things like that happened to me and I hung on.
But it was fun!