https://bycommonconsent.com/2014/08/21/say-it-with-a-saturdays-warrior-gif-part-1/

I got a kick out of these and wanted to share. And Mormons wonder why people think they are weird. Heck, there is a musical about them and their missions. You know musicals don't usually appeal to the mainstream if they are boring. That is unless you are/were Mormon and then you will understand how I got so much entertainment out of watching the above gifs. Not they actual musical. It is torture.

I wonder if Gandhi now knows that overpopulation is a myth? But they might have baptized someone who got reincarnated as an animal.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/mormon-proxy-baptism-mahatma-gandhi_n_1299676.html

Maybe he is a Mormon cricket or Mormon seagull now? He sure isn't untouchable for The Mormons.

No one is.

Mormon subculture is a hoot. (But the TRUE "Saturday's Warriors" is the 1970's version!)

Saturday: the day we get ready for Sunday...

yeah, because Sunday is such a Great, Important event in Morland.



Right.

Sunday is the day we used to get ready for Judgment Days, you know the days when you can feel superior to others because of your beliefs.

Doesn't matter if you actually did anything to help you feel superior other than attending all your meetings.

"99.93% of the earth didn't attend the proper meetings this
Sunday. I'm better than 99.93% of the world's population."

When post-apocalyptic Universal Church Correlation Meetings happen (Last Judgment in Protestant parlance) the meeting-attending Mormons will get the best seats. They will be some of the biggest asses there anyway. They will need the best and biggest, most cushioned seats.

((singing)) "Who are these Boners coming down..."

Don't boners rise not fall in these their latter days?