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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 04:56PM
The LSD Church

I was thinking about buying a house (it's cheap, in good shape) and I was talking to the realtor, who I know is a Mormon.

He asked me if I belonged to TSCC (we're in different towns), and I said, No, I'm not a member of the LSD Church. I laughed and corrected myself, it really wasn't intentional.

I haven't heard a word back since (a week ago and he was going to call me the next day).

Do you think I insulted him?

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Posted by: carthagegrey ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 05:20PM
Re: The LSD Church

tell him, 2 hits of purple micro dot and you'll be seeing god too

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 05:23PM
What's the difference between LSD and LDS? . . .

First difference:

One sends you on a trip
The other other sends you on a mission
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Second difference:

One you take with a cube of sugar
The other you take with a grain of salt

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Posted by: geneticerror ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 05:31PM
Ok, which one does which? (n/t)


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Posted by: Scooter ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 05:36PM
one can severely affect your sense of reality, disturb your perception of

time and space and may cause delusions of grandeur.

the other is chemical invented in Switzerland in the late '40's.

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Posted by: Thread Killer ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 05:42PM
Re: The LSD Church

Don't worry, same thing happened to Captain Kirk, and he STILL got the girl...

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Posted by: bona dea ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 08:23PM
Re: The LSD Church

Thread Killer Wrote:
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> Don't worry, same thing happened to Captain Kirk,
> and he STILL got the girl...

That line got a huge laugh and I live in Utah.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 08:24PM
Re: The LSD Church

Just tell him to avoid the brown stuff the next time you see him.

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: May 13, 2011 08:50PM
Re: The LSD Church

I just LOVED that line from Star Trek IV and laughed out loud. Later I had to explain to my nevermo boyfriend of the time what that meant.

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