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I want to know if & when the Kolobians & the Kobolians are going to meet up. (Yeah, a bad 'Battlestar Galactica' joke.)

Now, if the Mormons could just work "By your command" and "So say we all" into the temple ceremony . . . . :p

Topping. I am now calling them Kolobians, it's even better than "morg", depending on the situation.

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> Topping. I am now calling them Kolobians, it's
> even better than "morg", depending on the
> situation.

I think I'm going to start calling them Kolobians from now as well. It's so hilarious to me, & also reminds me what a total joke they are in general.

people not from RfM, as long as they know something about Mormonism. And people from RfM know you are one of us if you use it.

It points out truth without being as deliberately insulting as 'morg'.

Perfect.

Thank you, for your insight. Kolobians is a good if not great reference. Half our family is in and half out. Now at family dinner we can discuss those that have a case of kolobianitis.

Ok, now THAT was hilarious.
I spilled my bowl of soup I was eating with the kids while reading that.
Kids wanted to know what was so funny.......

Oh, Oh, Oh another one:

And for those with serious Priesthood issues, we could say they have Kolobioalanitis or even Kolobalanitis!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(Ok, so maybe you have to be somewhat medical to get it.)

"Kolobianitis" sounds like some sort of creepy venereal disease.
Maybe the kind you get from having too many wives?

Great thought of another. KOLOBIANALGIA. A pain in the bum from their attitudes. Or you could do a KOLOBIANECTOMY to get them out of the church.

Kolobectomy, or Kolobomize a brain to remove the churchy parts.

Mission = Afterlife insurance policy sales trip

Exaltation = Multi-level god-marketing campaign

Sorry I still vote for The MORG; that is, The Mormon Borg. The Borg was always always in the singular, in Startreck they never said they saw "a Borg", but rather "The Borg". The Borg was a single mind replicated in millions of minions - they all knew the same thing and did the same thing and had no individual identity.

If you killed one it made no diference, the others were the same and they replicated quickly. They also lived in a Hive like insects (making Utah the Borg-Hive state bye the way).

If obedience is the first law of heaven, then insects are the most obedient creaters God has created and we Mormons mortals should strive to be like them.

to people who don't give a sh*t about star trek.

Calling them kolobians segways into the fact that they believe they are from the star system kolob, that their god is really a super-advanced alien, and that he's coming back soon to take us to the mother ship.

It draws an immediate parallel to scientology and other fringe groups.

Or you could spend an hour explaining star trek.

Just sayin'..

OH THE HORROR THE HORROR!! :(

would recognize and respond to.

The Morg is just insulting, and it's always delivered in an insulting tone. I've avoided it because it has an 'n' word quality about it.

I like the idea of laughing at them more than denigrating them, but I'm more recovered and less damaged than many.

In fact, it's really one or the other. You can't live with elohim and jehova AND be exalted, because you'll have your own celestial sphere around your own star (like kolob) and so will jehova, and so will every exalted man along with their infinite celestial wives.

Being a god, in reality, is the antithesis of "returning home to heavenly father." Instead, it's a guarantee that you'll NEVER AGAIN be with him or anyone you're supposedly sealed to except your wive(s).

These thoughts may have occured to your work buddy before they shut down and sang "popcorn popping on the apricot tree" in their head the rest of the day...

Good question, though :)

Duh! - I didn't recognize Lorne Greene at first ...