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Posted by: Richard the Bad ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 02:54PM

And no, they weren't mining iron. But, according to this article, they were mining ochre 12,000 years ago.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2011-05/uocp-auo051811.php

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Posted by: chulotc is snarky ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 03:01PM

But the bible says the earth isn't that old! My head hurts now...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2011 03:01PM by chulotc is snarky.

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Posted by: ipseego ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 03:16PM

The mines were brought by God from a former earth, like the dinosaur bones, to test you faith.

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Posted by: nebularry ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 03:55PM

They came to earth via spaceships filled with rocks that glowed in the dark. There was a hole on the top and bottom of the spaceship. If the vacuum of space began to suck stuff out of one hole they would plug it and open the other. Then if that one fell prey to the vacuum they would plug it and open the first.

And that's why people should keep both ears plugged when around Mormons or else your brains will get sucked out your ears!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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