I follow sports and from time to time drop in on cougarboard to check on BYU football. Saw this on the front page as the "post of the day" as nominated. Made me sick.

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=6905023

This poor guy is so naive about sex and the human condition. Sadly, he'll probably be promotoed to Elder's Quorum President for this posting.

"We view people as they weren't intended when they are nude..." or something like that. This guy is so scared I wonder if he will ever have sex. They have these poor kids so scared of sex....don't they realize that most of the rest of the world doesn't wait to get married to have sex? These sexed crazed maniacs are not going around raping and pillaging. They are just having sex.

People have NEVER waited..... The whole sexual revolution thing just meant people could be more open about sex before marriage. My grandparents had sex before grandpa shipped out to WWI.

Sorry I rambled and got off topic a little.

Sex and nudity don't bother the basketball team..if out knotty the football team?

stormy

That is a jaw-dropping example of voluntary brainwashing. Somebody give that kid a coffee-and-viagra enema STAT!

Adam and Eve got skins of animals because they sinned and God had to cover their sin or he would have to kill them.

What does that have to do with sex/

This focus on Sex among MORGs is for sure an indication something is amiss...either someone is not getting any or it is not enough!

Goodness!

So many things wrong with that post. So many things.

I stopped reaking after the second paragraph. Looked back and thought it was a typo, then wtf?

to have such thought system codified.

this is why that which is why this which is why that.

dude, the reason why you need to whank off is because you live. If you did not live, you would not feel the need to whank off. where the hell do you think you came from? Fellow need-to-whankers. That's right! Yer mom n pops are compelled to whank. Ergo, you!

you ex-marment folks come from some fuck-ass shit.

sex is bad, natural man is evil, BAAADDD!

oh, but the desire to procreate is god given and the urge is good. sex is good and divine.....

......except when it is BAAAAAAADDDDD! sex is bad

Is he saying gawd killed the first animal that ran by, skinned it, and threw it over adam because he was well endowed?

Ha ha! I think it was because Adam wasn't (well) endowed!!

God: Jesus Christ Adam! Put this on! What the hell happened?
Adam: It’s cold down here
God: But Damn! You were supposed to be of my image, I have a bazooka and you have a squirt gun, no wonder Eve went for the serpent,.damn!
Adam : can you fix it?
God: can you wait 6000 years for Viagra?
Adam: I’m still trying to wrap my head around squirt gun
God: that’s not all you need to wrap your head around…. If you know what I mean!

There are so many things in there that are not one bit doctrinal let alone scriptural. He is preaching false doctrine based on the understanding of one man, himself. He should be excommunicated for apostasy!

Why did God make clothes for Adam and Eve out of animal skins? Why not use cotton or silk, or even wool? Why kill an animal to make clothes for them? Maybe the "animal skins" are a metaphor for their physical mortal bodies? If God made their garments out of animal skins why are Mormon garments made out of cotton and synthetic material?

OOooo...this guy is gonna be one dynamo in the sack, don'tcha know.

I guess I've been out of Mormondom too long (but never long enough). When I saw his statement that "those of you that are endowed know what I'm talking about," I thought he was trying to say in effect that particularly well-endowed people need to take responsibility to cover up their endowments to avoid arousing excessive stimulation in others. But then I read it again and realized that he was talking about the temple endowment.

After reading the whole thing, the first thing that came to mind is a possible public service ad campaign featuring some greasy scrambled eggs in a fry pan and a voice over saying something like "...and this is your brain on Mormonism." ;o)

"There's a reason pr0n addiction is a stronger/worse addiction than cocaine and it is because it is a self-sustaining biologial reaction the way fusion is self sustaining within the sun. You don't need an outside source/substance to get that high and it awakens all of the natural reproductive instincts without any of the consequences to facing acting out on instincts. Ironic that the most powerful high you can get is the cheapest isn't it? "
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First of all, what the heck is "pr0n"???

At first I thought he was sayin "prawn" and it sounded yummy, I love seafood especially lobster and prawns, but then I realized he meant porn!

Is porn so very, very evil that this self-appointed guardian of morality can't even type the word?

Second... this guy is really, really, really, really dumb. He knows NOTHING about true addiction and he obviously thinks sex is just for procreation. He's also a stinky writer.

He's got the makings of a fer-real bishie.

Bleah. Glad I'm a dog. Peoples are nuts. Yeah, I know, there are nutty dogs too but at least we don't try and force other dogs to share our nuttiness.

Yer pal,
Reggie The Only Moderately Nutty StalkerDog™



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to prawns. ;o)

But sewiously, that guy's comments are so hard to follow that I couldn't tell whether he was advocating porn or denouncing it when he says: "You don't need an outside source/substance to get that high and it awakens all of the natural reproductive instincts without any of the consequences to facing acting out on instincts. Ironic that the most powerful high you can get is the cheapest isn't it?"

So...based on what he claims here...uh...what exactly is the problem with pr0n and self-gratification? There are no consequences to face, it's the most powerful and yet the cheapest high and, in his earlier statement, it compares with the power of solar fusion. Wow! I want some of that!

I LOL'd at that, too. Teh pr0n is a better high than heroin? Then why do people do heroin, ever? Wouldn't it just be cheaper, easier, and faster to just have sex?

Unless...

Sex isn't really all that.

It's nice. I love sex as much as the next person. But this poor fella has put sex up on such a pedestal -- and teh pr0n has been so demonized to him that he gets a HUGE rush from looking at it. Of course, that's how he KNOWS it's a better high than drugs.

Obviously, he hasn't been doing any drugs, either. :>)

Makes me giggle that he's probably wrenching his arm out of the socket for being so edgy.

There's a reason that the sex drive is killed when people are shooting smack and it's not because sex/pornography has a better rush. Silly, naive schmuck.

Two piece pant suits for females,Wtf? Yep, sure sign of a homosexual, honey get the kids inside and bring me my gun.Losers.

Screwed up? Yeah, but Most Everything that Mormonsim touches is, because the Direct Result of being brainwashed is a Lack of Perspective, among others.
Without perspective, NOTHING Factual makes sense, except to-with the 'Special Insight' that leaders spoon-feed the rank-and-file; that's the reason it's so Closely managed (From The Top, of course)!


just sayin'



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someone needs to get laid

Hi everybody!

Clearly this whack job hasn't been through the temple endowment. Did anyone else notice he says that animal skins were provided? When the Kolobians don their fancy bakers outfits they have a GREEN apron; not a buck skin, or leather, or fur. Adam and Eve had fig leaf aprons. Isn't that why those goofy robes have GREEN aprons? This MORmON really ought to think before he types. But then I forget, the thinking has already been done.

The temple robes are supposed to be symbols of the coats of skin that God gave Adam and Eve in the garden of eden.

Ok, I'm confused. If the goofy white robes are symbols of the skins that god gave Adam and Eve, what is the point of the silly green aprons besides the easiest method to introduce Masonry into the endowment? And how does it tie into the whack job's understanding of nudity?

This guy is a horrible, horrible writer. I literally couldn't get through it. It's fluffy and pointless. Example: "Again, this is not meant to be a casting of a stone at the "sinners" who choose of their own free will and choice to watch graphic movies with sexual or nude content." Why not shorten it to "I don't mean to 'cast a stone' at people who watch movies with nudity."

But yes, his whole post screams of idiocy. I also checked his link regarding The Hangover 2 and there is so much judgment and passive-aggressiveness it is mindblowing. One person said he'll be going, another responds, "And you know they'll be nudity..?" Another basically said, "No, I believe in the 13th Article of Faith. Not to judge anyone, but that type of movie isn't for me because it isn't 'virtuous or praiseworthy."

According to a survey mormons feel most guilt about sex. The survey was led by Recovering from Religion founder and psychologist Darrel Ray and Amanda Brown from Kansas University.

"Strict religions such as Mormons ranked highest on the scale of sexual guilt. Their average score was 8.19 out of 10. They were followed closely behind by Jehovah's Witness, Pentecostal, Seventh Day Adventist, and Baptist. "


"In contrast, atheists and agnostics ranked at 4.71 and 4.81 respectively."

"The Sex and Secularism study of more than 14,500 people looked at the links between religion and sex."

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/lifestyle/a/-/health/9481357/sex-is-better-without-religion-study/

He's probably having sex with his girlfriend right now. A lot of people who post this kind of stuff are trying to divert attention away from their own behaviors.

drilldoc Wrote:
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> He's probably having sex with his girlfriend right
> now. A lot of people who post this kind of stuff
> are trying to divert attention away from their own
> behaviors.


like when that MORmON bitch gets up and gives a talk that stops just short of advocating he adoption of burkas for LDS young women and wants to be admired for it as she tries to pretend like she has never had her womanly parts totally wrangled by her pickle man Davy B. during their private intimate moments. and its all ok because of a STUPID SECRET Handshake.

STUPID ASS PHONY PRETENTIOUS MORmONS!

"Those of you that are endowed know what I'm talking about..."

That's my favorite line, hands down. Heh, heh, heh...

Sad that the guy is actually talking about Adam & Eve as literal.

When I read that piece of drivel, my reaction was that he should take all that energy and drive for useless knowledge and put it into a fandom -- become a Trekker, or Lord of the Rings junkie, or whatever.

I'd like to see him dress up as Spock and attend conventions. He could become an expert on who said what in any given episode, and recite dialogue by heart. It would be more fun, psychologically healthier, and he might actually meet a real, live girl with whom he could do the nasty.

No. Clearly this dude would be perfect as a Klingon. He'd have the whole language memorized and everything. He'd translate for you at parties. Hilarity would ensue. He'd probably even get laid.



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