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Date: May 24, 2011 11:16PM
http://josephsmithtranslation.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/the-jst-the-baptism-of-jesus/I am still worn out from my glorious vision, so tonight’s work will be fairly brief. I begin with the Inspired translation of Mark 1:9-11, which in its full true form should actually comprise 1:9-14. This is the story of the baptism of Jesus. As we can see, the correct translation is yet more proof that the LDS church is the very same as the ancient church formed by Christ.
9: One day Jesus came from Nazareth in Galilee, and he was baptized by John in the Jordan River.
10: And when Jesus came up out of the water, he saw the heavens split open. And a voice came from heaven saying, “John, he didn’t go all the way under, a little of his nose was still above the water. You have to do it again or it doesn’t count”.
11: And so Jesus was again baptized by John, and when he came up out of the water a voice again came from heaven saying, “John, you missed a word in the baptism prayer. You have to do it again or it’s not acceptable”.
12: And John was very embarrassed because he was doing his best and was pretty awkward in the first place. But the spirit of the Lord came upon him and reminded him that exact word-for-word, rule-for-rule, perfection is more important than is the heart.
13: And so John, tears of shame streaming down his face, baptized Jesus one more time. And yea, this time the prayer was right and Jesus was fully immersed. And a voice came from heaven saying, “This is my son in whom I am well pleased”.
14: Then Jesus was sat upon a log and John laid hands upon him. And after making many mistakes, and having to do it fifteen times, John correctly confirmed him a member of the true church.