Why are you admitting on your blog you are a spoof? Are you giving up on us?

I don't see it. He just says he got hacked. The satire will continue, I am sure.

He says he deleted whatever comments indicated he was not actually a SP.

Whew!

Let us pray he passes through this trial quickly!



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http://stakepresident.blogspot.com/

In the 230+ comments

Yeah looks like he deleted them all..impostor didn't sound like him anyway, to American.

Dear Daddy in the clouds,

We pray that our brother from another mother, Pasternoster, will succeed in this harsh trial. That his truth will come out and people leave the cult. May the enemy be whipped, tared and feathered. We also pray we will win the lottery and free margaritas for everyone.

We say this in the name of JC and the boyeez, yeah!

yes.

Sorry for the scare everyone. The imposter got me good, but has now simply set up his own blog for the purpose of discussing my blog which couldn't make me happier. In fact in my most humble opinion (and I am very proud of my humility and humble opinions), all blogs should serve the purpose of discussing my blog. If this were done the world would be a much better place and the second coming would be hastened.

With love,

The President

p.s. I would have responded sooner Jessica but cannot post to this forum from home as my IP address is blocked. I think the admins here thought I was a troll back in the day and I'm not sure how to get that changed.

A blog to talk about your blog! Why didn't I think of that? LOL!

So glad the good work will continue, the second coming will indeed be hastened! What's the next topic of discussion?

Brother Paternoster is so humble, he won't even take the time to mention that his name was spelled incorrectly on this board. Let's take the time to make sure his name is spelled correctly, lest he be confused with Pastor Pasternoster.

Oh my, you are correct Misfit! I apologize profusely!

No need to apologize. No offense taken on my part. Paternoster didn't seem to mind, and that would be his place to make the correction or accept your apology.

I'm usually never one to point out spelling errors as long as I can figure out what a person is trying to say - I just wanted to take advantage of a play on words.

Quite obviously I'm reading it as he's my pastor, so it can't be a bad thing right? ;)

What does it mean if she's yelling out your name in her sleep or during private spousal moments (wink wink)? Is she being touched by the spirit in some way?

By the way, I have a testimony of your calling President. I know that you have been called to lead your stake in these latter days. Your blog is so spiritually uplifting. In the name of JC, amen.

Rod, this is a common issue both in my stake and worldwide. Please have your wife come and see me so I can assist her. The addiction recovery class may be necessary.

I know she'll be in good hands.

indeed

Alright I have to admit that the misspelling of my name might just cause me to leave the church, and it will all be Jessica's fault. Hopefully she will visit me in the Telestial Kingdom though and tell me of all the wonderful exalted nights she is having in the Celestial Kingdom of our Lord and Saviour.

I thought if anyone would give me a raging call to repentance, it would be you, brother president.

Props on getting hacked though. That's a major breakthrough. You know you are doing something right, when Satanosaurus comes after you with internet hackers and trolls.

Ha ha, fat chance of that happening! My husband and I are hand in hand happily skipping to hell! ;) We may come visit you though, bring you freshly baked cookies or bread, I hear the house next door is for sale--some missionaries came by and converted them or some such nonsense.

Do you like pizza? You could come over for dinner. Ah, dinner in hell, it's going to be fun! I'm so glad I offended you now! :)

It is paternoster. Sorry, I am a Latin teacher and feel compelled to correct anything in Latin LOL



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Well Prez, hang in there, the one and only Jesus will help you through this trial and bless you for being so faithful in spreading the word as you know it is true!!!!

All those in favor of sustaining the real President Paternoster, raise your left arm to the square and sweep your right thumb across your belly as if to disembowel yourself!
Those opposed, get the hell off the internet and shut up!

I laughed and laughed while reading his rebuttals to Paternoster's posts. Seriously, it's hilarious. It's like reading a forensic critique of a Three Stooges episode:

"I was taken aback by the sound made when Moe stuck his fingers in Curly's eyes. Fingers contacting eyes would 1)not make that sound and 2)likely cause permanent damage to the eyes. I'm offended that they didn't make this more realistic. And, if, as many claim, The Three Stooges are just joking around, then why don't they put a disclaimer at the beginning of each episode stating so. An innocent passer-by might think they are real."

To President Paternoster,
What is the address to the fake blog about you? The one the bad guy is writing. I would like to see what lies are being told about you so that I can educate people who may be misinformed about your sacred calling.

I think it's a sign that you have Satan and his minions running scared! Why do they persist in fighting against that which is holy and good?

Satan will always fight against the truth. Since the foundation of the earth it has been so, but in the millenium things will change.

exmollymo if you click on the link on my latest blog post it takes you to his profile. From there he has a link to his "Fake President" (as he is calling it) blog.

There's actually a really good discussion going on there.

By the way I should mention that this "Fake President" by attempting to be me was actually lying for the Lord. By this we may know he is of the devil - for a true servant of the Lord hath no need to lie or deceive.

Are you coming to the pizza party in hell? Inquiring minds want to know!

I might be tempted to make a visit from my throne on high. I like my pizzas hot 'n' ready (like my plural wives)

I'm glad Little Caesars will be the celestial choice, I'm more of a Papa Johns fan...better ingredients, better pizza. Hell is better you know..come on down, check it out, you'll see.

Seriously though, if you're ever in the neighborhood let me know I'll buy you lunch. :)

Paternoster;

When the Lord removes Thomas Monson to prevent him from leading us astray, I plan to start a write in campaign on your behalf. The spirit has whispered in my (left) ear that you are next in line.

When I lived in England many moons ago -- I knew a Stake President by the name of Paternoster --Lived in the South of England. Are you the same guy ??????

JB

Why seek ye the dead amongst the living?