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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: June 06, 2011 07:33PM
Don't worry everyone Regular Jesus DID come back. I SWEAR this isn't a spoof.

And currently she (YES SHE!) is staying at the Marriott in San Ramon CA. This week is their cult's general conference where they get to hear about Jesus's second coming as a woman and what she plans to do with her tranny church.

I know this because I happen to be staying at the same hotel.

I wish I was joking.

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Posted by: Queen of Denial ( )
Date: June 06, 2011 07:47PM
I like how Jesus has upgraded from slum to Marriott.

Maybe I'll drop by so she can heal my broken toe.

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Posted by: Taddlywog ( )
Date: June 06, 2011 08:02PM
Re: Don't worry everyone Regular Jesus DID come back. I SWEAR this isn't a spoof.

Sunday evenings on the way home from work I catch the Jesus Christ Show on KST am 650 Sacramento.. I like listening to Farmer Fred Sunday mornings on my way to work. I am off at 630pm and this was a fun discovery. I think the saviors show is over before I arrive home. I get a kick out of this guy who talks as if he is Jesus. Some people seem to believe him.

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: June 06, 2011 09:04PM
But....but....the real jesus lives next door to me!

Last night he brought over some lettuce from his garden. And we have honey from jesus's bees. I baked blueberry scones for him just last week. Now you're telling me he is a she? I don't believe it. I simply can't!

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: June 06, 2011 10:53PM
None of this is true. The real Jesus appears to me from time to time on my waffles.

He is small, small enough to stick to my dashboard. But he just waves to me from my waffle. I think it's pretty cool. At least I think it's Jesus--I've often been wrong about this kind of thing. It seems to happen mostly after I've been using solvent-based paints on some important household projects, and I have no idea why that is. It's just an observation that probably means nothing.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: June 07, 2011 09:45AM
Up (n/t)


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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: June 07, 2011 11:18AM
Re: Don't worry everyone Regular Jesus DID come back. I SWEAR this isn't a spoof.

Does she have large breasticles?

Just wonderin'...

Ron

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Posted by: AIC ( )
Date: June 07, 2011 12:47PM
Re: Don't worry everyone Regular Jesus DID come back. I SWEAR this isn't a spoof.

Really! Really!

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: June 07, 2011 11:22AM
Re: Don't worry everyone Regular Jesus DID come back. I SWEAR this isn't a spoof.

Can She let me know the location of my missing car keys?

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Posted by: Queen of Denial ( )
Date: June 07, 2011 11:40AM
Have you seen Jesus yet?

I'm dying to know if she's blonde and blue eyed...

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: June 07, 2011 12:11PM
Some people are unaware that Jesus had a sister, Tammy:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: June 07, 2011 01:55PM
Re: Some people are unaware that Jesus had a sister, Tammy:

Ha ha ha! Tammi of Nazareth looks a lot like Christina Hendricks.

http://www.christinahendricksgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Christina-Hendricks-at-The-60th-Primetime-Emmy-Awards-18of94.jpg

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