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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: June 08, 2011 10:03PM
Marlene Dietrich as Relief Society President

Now she would probably show up in a suit and tie and get all of the sisters to sleep with her...

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Posted by: bona dea ( )
Date: June 08, 2011 10:05PM
Re: Marlene Dietrich as Relief Society President

When she wasn't doing it with JFK. Maybe he could be BP.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: June 08, 2011 10:05PM
Re: Marlene Dietrich as Relief Society President

Then she'd have a homemaking night were everyone made sculptures of themselves, then smash thme in a dramatic fit of self-loathing and rage.

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: June 08, 2011 10:08PM
Re: Marlene Dietrich as Relief Society President

http://youtu.be/rmEQIafPz9Q

If I were a Lesbian (I'm not) and she were the RS Pres. I would totally go.

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Posted by: Stormy ( )
Date: June 09, 2011 12:47AM
Re: Marlene Dietrich as Relief Society President

And a cigarette....

stormy

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: June 09, 2011 08:38AM
Re: Marlene Dietrich as Relief Society President

At least she'd encourage the women to celebrate their sexuality.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 09, 2011 10:35AM
She and Joan Crawford bumped muffs too. :) (n/t)


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Posted by: kristine ( )
Date: June 09, 2011 10:52AM
Re: Marlene Dietrich as Relief Society President

I'll bet all in the bishopric would be "happy to see her"

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: June 09, 2011 11:10AM
Here's a funny story about Marlene Deitrich and Tallulah Bankhead

Deitrich wore gold dust in her hair to look glamourous. She and Bankhead had adjoining dressing rooms at the Paramount studios. Both agreed on how "boring it was to be polite to women before seducing them."
Bankhead, who was notorious for shocking people by not wearing underwear, powdered some of the gold dust on her pubic hair, then flashed people around the studio while exclaiming, "Guess what I've been doing?!?"

The Sewing Circle, by Axel Madsen.

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