Posted by:
Shummy
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Date: June 15, 2018 01:58PM
"Hi. Table for one, please."
"You have a reservation?"
"Oh, I should think so. I'm a faithful Latter Day Saint you see."
"Oh. Oh I see. Oh dear."
"Is there a problem?"
"Please come this way, your table is ready... in the 'smoking' section."
"But, but I don't-"
"You will be."