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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 19, 2018 04:02PM
Even if there were a Mormon Jesus

He couldn’t save you.
Nobody can save you from yourself.
Sorry, watched too many people self-destruct.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: October 21, 2018 11:50AM
Re: Even if there were a Mormon Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: October 21, 2018 12:21PM
Re: Even if there were a Mormon Jesus

It's easier to believe an invisible being or mythological character will save you than believing you can save yourself.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 21, 2018 01:01PM
Re: Even if there were a Mormon Jesus

Wait a sec! Couldn't mormon Jesus somehow manage to come between you and yourself, and thus prevent the horrible things that happen when you get ahold of yourself?

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: October 21, 2018 04:45PM
Re: Even if there were a Mormon Jesus

Good things happen when I get ahold of myself.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: October 23, 2018 09:40AM
Re: Even if there were a Mormon Jesus

Jesus loves all the children of the world.

Someone forgot to tell the Mormons. Jesus is not Mormon. But he loves them just the same.

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Posted by: Happy_Heretic ( )
Date: October 23, 2018 09:50AM
Re: Even if there were a Mormon Jesus

What, exactly, did Mormon Jesus do with all those travel miles he earned going from Jerusalem to somewhere in the Americas. Are they transferable? Bet they are only usable with "Superstition airlines." Crappy airline. Charges you 10% of your ticket price for any additional baggage beyond your carry-on.

HH =)

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 23, 2018 03:47PM
Re: Even if there were a Mormon Jesus

And the only beverage they serve is water.
Jesus, of course, could turn his into wine...but he never shares.

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