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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:07PM

Me.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:20PM


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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:21PM

He has spokened.

(and now his bike don't work so well)

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:25PM


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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:32PM

I was just born that way.

I hope your hubby is still doing ok after the surgery.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:34PM

He's doing well. Very sore, very bruised and very tired, but he's on the mend.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:38PM

No, homosexuality for girls is a choice (and should be encouraged), but boys are born gay or straight. ;)

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Posted by: beulahland ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:39PM

No no no, homosexuality for HOT girls is a choice and should be encouraged. If you're not "Pretty enough to get a man" you can pick up your flannel shirt and wife-beater at the Justin Beiber haircut station.



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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:41PM


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Posted by: beulahland ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:42PM

Oh sure... It's just that for them it's not a choice. Pretty girls who don't have mullets are clearly just reacting to the secular influence of Showtime.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:42PM

Like, lesbian porn isn't made for lesbians. It's made for straight men.

Ladies, am I right? I'm sorry but being, uh, digitally diddled by a woman whose nails are that long and pointy? No.

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Posted by: beulahland ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:45PM

They're FAKE nails! Do you know what kind of hell you'd have to go through if one of those came off and got lost in there? No thank you. Also, scrapescrapescrape.

Lesbian porn is not watched by any lesbians I know. When I was 14-15 it was all about Xena. Closest thing we had to lesbian TV back then. But for me personally, fake boobs are gross, spackled on make-up is gross, and spitting on each others' genitals makes me uncomfortable. Do girls do that outside of porn? Cause I think I'd kick a bitch in the face...

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:46PM

This thread is getting better by the minute.

Carry on... :)

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:25PM

I am with you on fake boobies, I am a legs and ass type of guy. Having recently been at a party in which a girl slapped her fake tits against my face, I remembered how much more they hurt.

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Posted by: beulahland ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:29PM

I like cute faces, nice stomachs, collar-bones for some strange reason, and hands. But I'm an artist, so my eye is drawn to places where light and contrast are most interesting. Fake boobs defy every rule of anatomy that I have beaten into my head for drawing boobs (I've drawn a LOT of boobs), so I feel like I need to erase them and start over or something. Plus I prefer boobs on the smaller side anyway.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:30PM

Sorry, all this female anatomy talk is giving me the runs.

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:31PM

Well, I personally prefer no boobs at all.

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:33PM

Jeez, GLA, you can't have the hots for a deity. Talk about self-defeating.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:34PM

HeLLO abs!

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:37PM

ROTFANDLMAOFF!!!

Boy, are you sacreligious or however you spell it.

And you're awesome, anybuddy ever tell you that? Truly awesome, so awesome it's scary...or is that maybe more the description for RJ?

And those aren't abs, they're RIBS!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/14/2011 04:38PM by lostinutah.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:38PM

Just for healthy competition's sake.

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:40PM

DO IT!!

NOW!!!

IT'S GREAT!!

If RJ says it's OK....cause it moves you into the deity range



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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:40PM


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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:42PM

Didn't Satan say the same thing once???

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 04:54PM


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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:00PM


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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:02PM


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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:03PM

WAHOOOOO!!

You will be even more awesome then.

RJ, for a diety you know not what you've done....

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:01PM

Hey, you're a deity now, you don't need his opinion, just DO IT!!

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:03PM


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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:04PM

respect is so passe, just ask BD

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: June 14, 2011 05:07PM


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