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Posted by: Jaxson ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 04:06AM

A bright light appeared in Russell's sacred (secret?) grove.

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Posted by: danr ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 10:17AM

"More prophecy coming"

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 04:54PM

Lol

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 10:40AM

Doctrine and Covenants Section 89:

10 And again, verily I say unto you, all wholesome herbs God hath ordained for the constitution, nature, and use of man—

11 Every herb in the season thereof, and every fruit in the season thereof; all these to be used with prudence and thanksgiving.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 11:24AM

Because I am evil I got a cheap laugh out of that.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 01:10PM

My friend Dr. Zodiak helped me seer that the moon rocks are better seer stones. I'm seering things all the time now!

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 02:21PM

Toking for Jesus.

I was going to say:
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

but I see you already used that one for Oaks.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:04PM

Sensimilla Signs and Tokings.

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Posted by: baaaaadam5 ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:09PM

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> Sensimilla Signs and Tokings.

Haha you know god smokes herb, he made the herb.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:10PM

He who walks among the rows.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:22PM

He who walks among the crows. A murder of them.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 04:40PM

The Lord has revealed to me that now is the time to change the sacrament food to Mt. Dew and Doritos.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 06:10PM

I vote brownies instead of bread and herb tea instead of water.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 05:33PM

My my how times have changed.

There was a time here on RfM when the slightest whiff of merry wanna would rate a most severe moderator stink eye.

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Posted by: baaaaadam5 ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 01:22AM

I almost want to caption "hie
ho silver awaaaaaay".

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Posted by: anon 4 these jokes ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 02:51AM

"Meet my third wife, Mary Jane."

"I wonder if this can be put into my General Conference donuts."

"I'm so glad this stuff survived the actual, literal worldwide flood 4200 years ago. Noah was a genius to bring it on the ark."

"Hey, Dallin. Like, what would happen if Heavenly Father and Jesus had an arm-wrestling match? Oh dude, that would be awesome!"

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 04:27PM

will be better than carrots chopped up and stuffed into green jello!

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 04:37PM

"Russell, see that thou art naked. Therefore, fashion an apron from these leaves to hide your nakedness."

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 06:08PM

LOL! Don't smoke the sacred leaves if you can smoke the bud.

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Posted by: jc ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 09:08PM

Last night ... God revealed to me: "It's heart healthy."

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