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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 02:59PM


Head Wrangler

the boss

head honcho

Mr. Big

top o' the heap

person with largest office, best furniture & staff.


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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 03:05PM

POS...Primary Old Seer, of course. (What else could it mean?)

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Posted by: mel ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 03:28PM

the big cheesy

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Posted by: GNPE1 ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 03:38PM

Grand Poo-bah

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Posted by: rosysam ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 01:03AM


I was going to put that one down, but you beat me to it.

I will add on to it a little. I remember Kathy Bates saying this to the investigator in Dolores Claiborne...

"Listen hear Mr. Grand Poo-bah of upper but crack!"

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 04:31PM

Mr. Clean

Any of the FP could be placed on the bottle.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 05:03PM

Most Senior guy in a Very Exclusive club...

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 05:18PM

The longest tenured geezer not yet voted off the island.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 06:08PM

HMFWIC. Head Mighty Fellow What's In Charge

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 06:35PM

Tribal Chief;


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2019 07:05PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: praydude ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 07:20PM

Head Mormonologist

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 07:22PM

Head Dumba**

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 07:54PM

How about the GODFATHER?

Maybe the Mafia might object.

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Posted by: exminion ( )
Date: February 11, 2019 10:26PM

"Answers To No One"

"Second Only To God"

"Head Mormon" He would love that!

Whatever they call the person at the apex of the pyramid scheme.

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 12:15AM

That Mormon.

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 12:17AM

Someone beat me to it. :)

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2019 01:25AM by kathleen.

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Posted by: atnip ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 12:33AM

I like CEO. Why not? It IS a corporation.

I don't see any reason to call the guy a prophet if he hasn't actually foreseen something that "came to pass" after he called it. A prophet - the genuine article, anyway - is supposed to be a visionary. Someone whose opinion is actually worth paying attention to.

Since joining the church back in the 80s, I haven't seen anyone who meets the definition.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 01:38AM

PRofit of LD$ inc

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 01:43AM

King. He's probably been ordained as such.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 02:03AM

Russ Nelson has the ear of so many people;

Hasn't it occurred to him to do something great, maybe a bit unusual for head of the Corp?

listening to Mormonism is like listening to a broken record ( those round, 12" black things with a small hole in the center that have music stored on them)

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 02:07AM

like the titles of royalty they can be strung all together.

Obviously, the head of the LSD Church has to at least keep up with the Windsors, right?

Here are the full titles of Prince Charles:

"His Royal Highness Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, KG, KT, GCB, OM, AK, QSO, CC, PC, ADC, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles and Prince and Great Steward of Scotland."

Hard to top that, but I believe the following will be a good start for the illustrious leader of the cult formerly known as the Mormon cult.

"His Gracious and Anointed Mouthpiece of the Most High God, Russell Mormon Marion Nelson, Grand PPSR, Most Excellent CGMO, Indefatigable IMMH, EPPLU & S.P., C.C.C.C., R.H.H.SS, K.M.B.D. & Hon. H. BMS, Captain of Couplets, Finesser of Flecks Historical, Lifter of Veils and Victorious Vanquisher of the Mormon Moniker."

(All titles, other than Russell Mormon Marion Nelson, are passed by succession to the next Top Prophet Guy.)

Key to abbreviations:

(1) "Grand PPSR" (pronounced "grand peepisser"). PPSR stands for President, Prophet, Seer and Revelator.

(2) "Most Excellent CGMO" CGMO stands for Chief of Gullibility Mining Operations.

(3) "Indefatigable Master of the Magical Handshakes" ("IMMH")

(4) The Eternal Pontiff and Purveyor of Large Underwear and Squirrel Parachutes. ("EPPLU & S.P.")

(5) The Curator of Concealed Celestial Concubinage. ("C.C.C.C.")

(6) The Right Honorable Holder of the Holy Hat and Sacred Stone ("R.H.H.SS.")

(7) The Keeper of the Mantle, the Bedpan, the Dentures and Honorable Hoary Bearer of the Musty Smell. ("K.M.B.D. & Hon. H. BMS")

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 10:01AM

Prophet, seer, and respirator.

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Posted by: kairos ( )
Date: February 12, 2019 11:07AM

Profit,Scryer and Regurgitator

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 13, 2019 11:23AM

TAIL end of all the foolishness

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: February 13, 2019 04:01PM

Regurgitator vs Revelator

Transteleportator vs Translator

See-her vs Seer (See her, oh my, she's young and delightful enough for my next plural wifery.)

Genital Authority vs General Authority

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: February 14, 2019 12:02AM

Blast from the past: Brigham Young referred to the office as Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

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Posted by: 6 iron ( )
Date: February 14, 2019 12:32PM

Defender of the vanished gold plates

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Posted by: Just Wonderin ( )
Date: February 14, 2019 01:15PM

His Maleficence
Darth Nelson
President and CEO of Hate, Inc.

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