Date: February 12, 2019 02:07AM
like the titles of royalty they can be strung all together.
Obviously, the head of the LSD Church has to at least keep up with the Windsors, right?
Here are the full titles of Prince Charles:
"His Royal Highness Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, KG, KT, GCB, OM, AK, QSO, CC, PC, ADC, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles and Prince and Great Steward of Scotland."
Hard to top that, but I believe the following will be a good start for the illustrious leader of the cult formerly known as the Mormon cult.
"His Gracious and Anointed Mouthpiece of the Most High God, Russell Mormon Marion Nelson, Grand PPSR, Most Excellent CGMO, Indefatigable IMMH, EPPLU & S.P., C.C.C.C., R.H.H.SS, K.M.B.D. & Hon. H. BMS, Captain of Couplets, Finesser of Flecks Historical, Lifter of Veils and Victorious Vanquisher of the Mormon Moniker."
(All titles, other than Russell Mormon Marion Nelson, are passed by succession to the next Top Prophet Guy.)
Key to abbreviations:
(1) "Grand PPSR" (pronounced "grand peepisser"). PPSR stands for President, Prophet, Seer and Revelator.
(2) "Most Excellent CGMO" CGMO stands for Chief of Gullibility Mining Operations.
(3) "Indefatigable Master of the Magical Handshakes" ("IMMH")
(4) The Eternal Pontiff and Purveyor of Large Underwear and Squirrel Parachutes. ("EPPLU & S.P.")
(5) The Curator of Concealed Celestial Concubinage. ("C.C.C.C.")
(6) The Right Honorable Holder of the Holy Hat and Sacred Stone ("R.H.H.SS.")
(7) The Keeper of the Mantle, the Bedpan, the Dentures and Honorable Hoary Bearer of the Musty Smell. ("K.M.B.D. & Hon. H. BMS")