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Posted by: redskittle ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 01:13AM

The Mormon church tries to say Nephites existed two thousand years ago, but no evidence existed. Also, some people say that the earth is 7000 years old. However, a 40000 year old wolf was found with evidence. Thus, Nephites don’t exist and the 7000 year old earth believers are incorrect.

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 03:58AM

He ran away from home in Nephilim Heights a few years ago--40,000 years ago, to be exact--and we've been looking for him ever since. We put up "Have you seen Fang?" posters everywhere, but never got any results. Some guy named Ghengis once reached out to us, claiming that he had Fang. But when we went to see, Fang was not there and this Ghengis character kept trying to get us to agree to be tied up to a bunch of ponies who would be made to run in different directions. We declined, claiming that we weren't feeling up to it.

I always warned Fang to stay away from the bogs because "you never know when they'll turn into permafrost." So stubborn.

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Posted by: Jordan ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 06:14AM

Cool find! All kinds of things are found in Siberia preserved in the permafrost.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 10:46AM

Please, please let the scientists name it Laban!! :-) :-) :-)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 10:50AM

He was a peaceful lamb inhabiting the Garden of Eden dontcha know?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 10:55AM

Yup. Some animals magically turned into carnivores because Eve fucked up. Take that you garden of eden T-Rexes !!!

Kindergarten theology.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 06:07PM

Peter probably did it.

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Posted by: normdeplume ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 07:39PM

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
> No lamanites were found.

Actually, a huge cache of arm bones from enemies of a Nephite character called Ammon have turned up in a jungle cave near Zarahemla province.

Alma 17:39 "[Ammon came] bearing the arms which had been smitten off... of those who sought to slay him; and were carried in unto the king for a testimony of the things which they had done".

So then, the arms of Laman's childred, which once were lost, are found again.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 07:51PM

It's amazing that they found it in such good condition

considering the fact that its been there 40,000 years.

I kind of felt sorry for him.

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Posted by: redskittle ( )
Date: June 11, 2019 07:55PM

I’ll die in Siberia so people 40000 years from now can find my dead body

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