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sb
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Date: June 19, 2019 01:16PM
A lit of the new hymns as been leaked:
The Book is allegorical, there ye have it!
Away! previous doctrine, Away!
There is booty all around, when in the MTC
Did we say principle ancestors?
Let us all press on, its only two hours now
God is so strong, he can move unmovable doctrine
MTC sister, hold yer tongue...and hold this
Scatter falsehoods
If we could hie in non-disclosure contracts
Dear conformation bias, god is with you
We bet ye did not know about the hat
As I have gas-lighted you
We are all enlisted, 'til we send the letter
Oh Bethlehem, how badly do we lie
What curse ye talkin' 'bout, Willis
Kill the messenger
It's all about the pen, the pen, no logic
Jesus had a chauffeur and a chef
Scouts was never our youth program, anyways
Faith of our fathers, we deny
There is cognitive dissonance in my soul today!
All come unto Zion! unless ye be brown
My gay child, out the door you go
When this doctrinal boat is rockin' don't come a knockin'
Ye gays, just tell us what to do
Hearken, ye saints, for I know a Romney
This mall ain't gonna pay itself
As we merge into mainstream
A rich way fairing man in his penthouse
Our God, changes his mind, again
These ain't the cureloms ye seek
Research is of the devil, my friends
We ne'ver said that
Praise to the corporate, who communed with their lawyers
Be ye weary of facts
Jesus made me do it, he's the racist
Abide with me, don't mind the changes
Give ye, give ye, yer planet right back
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 06/19/2019 01:39PM by sb.