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Posted by: I hate screen names ( )
Date: August 31, 2019 10:42PM
Ziller, got an emergency here & need advice

Stuck at a neighbor's party and most of the guests are rip-roaring drunk, dropping f-bombs & n-words, and talking about Tennessee moonshine, deep-fried foods, the size of their junk, and their firearms. Also discussed their respective trailer parks and the merits of selling foot pics and used undies online. Then the gambling started. How does an exmo stay safe in a situation like this?

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Posted by: Hockeyrat ( )
Date: August 31, 2019 10:46PM
Re: Ziller, got an emergency here & need advice

Leave, go back to your own trailer park

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 31, 2019 10:49PM
Re: Ziller, got an emergency here & need advice

Ask Jesus to help you find your truck keys.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 31, 2019 10:56PM
Re: Ziller, got an emergency here & need advice

WIN !!!

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Posted by: Dead Cat ( )
Date: September 01, 2019 12:24AM
Re: Ziller, got an emergency here & need advice

Bananas.

Ask them if they ever added Bananas to their moonshine like them #$#@$#s in the Carolinas.

Assure them your junk is larger than a banana.

As the least homely girl where she'd conceal carry a pistol the size of a banana.

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Posted by: LJ12 ( )
Date: September 01, 2019 08:09AM
Re: Ziller, got an emergency here & need advi

It sounds great. Just kidding, dropping n words and talking about the size of their junk is simply offensive. This doesn’t sound so much a safety issue unless you are a woman, but either way you’re not stuck there, they’re being offensive so just leave.

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Posted by: scmd1 ( )
Date: September 01, 2019 03:38PM
Re: Ziller, got an emergency here & need advice

These people need Jesus in their lives. Send or call for the missionaries.

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Posted by: macaRomney ( )
Date: September 01, 2019 09:48PM
Re: Ziller, got an emergency here & need advice

ziller is playing with apostates SOBs! With enough alcohol We can all become degenerates, "broken halos that refuse to shine."

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 02, 2019 12:45PM
I don't need alcohol to be degenerate. (n/t)


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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: September 02, 2019 12:41PM
Re: No emergency calls for this kind of advice

PLAY Along - Or A Short
Your Call.

You don't need a phone... but a phony excuse should work.

LEAD, Don't Follow!

"Party" Over?
Party On.
Your party!

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