1. Boob jobs.
2. Coke at BYU.
3. Giving all your money to the church instead of your kids.
4. Spying on your roommate to see if he is masturbating.
5. Asking little kids if they masturbate.
6. Making money from book sales and other stuff(Ponderize) from a high church calling.
7. Volunteer labor for profit ventures (just look up the service missionary jobs)
8. Stealing and embellishing faith promoting stories for General Conference.
9. Shopping malls.
10. Nepotism.
11. Numbers over people.
12. Copious amounts of sugar in a healthy diet.
13. First Class accommodations for themselves.
14. Pants on women doing missionary work.
15. Ignoring the life of the deceased at their funeral to sell the church.
16. Polygamy in Utah as long as it doesn't embarrass them.
17. Doing work for dead people many many times over and over again.
18. Wanting an audience with the Pope and not trying to convert him or at least confront him with "The Truth."
19. Converting children whose brains won't mature for more than a decade.
20. White washing their history and brainwashing their believers.

I would add that they take pleasure excommunicating families that have online support groups that want to stay in the church, but they only disfellowship child molesters and sexual predators.

Great addition. I couldn't figure out how to work that into the list and leave it loud laughter-able. It amazes me how much their love the sinner not their victims they are.

This is hilarious. Perhaps they’d accept exmo women back if they've become more curvy? No questions asked.

I’d also add that they luurrve victim blaming.

The women love baking a lot of unhealthy shit.

They all love competing with each other, but over a lot of weird stuff.

Oh that reminds me.

21. Women slaving away baking donuts during their priesthood session.

Lipstick, of course. Reapply often.

They also like to see couples split up when one is not TBM.
Then the church will profess profound sadness about it but in their dark wicked hearts they are happy.
They will find someone else for the TBM.

"TBM" spouse who submits False court documents to cheat her not actibe husband in a vicious divorce, then flaunts her Refusal to Repent...

that excellently illustrates the insanity of the LSD Church belief system as a whole.

I would just add one more (based on my experiences being around "inspired" leaders such as mission presidents, stake presidents, etc. in the past)

-- Pretending that your brain farts and decisions derived from mundane, ordinary human decision making processes are...drum roll..."revelations from God".