Date: September 08, 2019 08:49PM
Okay, so here's a coincidence: My insane mother just called me for the sole purpose of suggesting I watch the 2-hour fawning birthday extravaganza. Yeah! There's this family of singers, and Donny Osmond, and did I know President Nelson was the first to do open-heart surgery here in Utah? Well, he's the president of the church, ya know, and he's 95, and it's on Channel 11 right now.
That's pretty much everything she said, and I was too flabbergasted to say anything but "Yes, I've heard that [about the open-heart surgery]," and "Okay, I'll check it out."
I could have said what I was thinking, which was more along the lines of "Have you ever met me?" and "Have you lost your last remaining marble?" but I already know the answers and it would start a pointless argument that I'm just not here for. BTDT. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Those of you who remember me from a few years ago will remember my struggles with Mombotaz. I'm too lazy to write up everything that's happened in my absence from the board, so you'll just have to believe me when I say there's no reason for her to think I might be interested. Really no reason for her to dare make the suggestion, much less to imagine it might somehow melt my hard, cold heart and bring me back to the fold.
What a weirdo!
She's been unusually attentive and friendly since about Mother's Day, I've assumed because she thinks I'm having a hard time—which I'm totally not, but she seems to think I am and that always makes her nicer.
Little does she know, I watched Russell M. Nelson's 95th Birthday Celebration yesterday: https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2254215,2254262#msg-2254262
Maybe it was the Holy Ghost. LOL
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2019 08:53PM by munchybotazv2.