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Posted by: dumbmormons ( )
Date: December 03, 2019 10:50AM

Friends(lutherans) caught a news snippet of Nellie the Profit in the Far East.

Asked - after seeing headlines and massive crowds as the Pope tours "Who's this turkey"?

They couldn't understand my laughing.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: December 03, 2019 11:36AM

Well, if the Kings won't flock to the Turkey, the Turkey has to flock to the Kings.

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: December 03, 2019 12:19PM

He boldly accepts the title of prophet while never prophesying.

That's remarkable.

He's as deserving of respect and attention as the astronaut who's never attempted to go into space and has indicated that he will refuse to do so if asked.

He's as noteworthy as the window washer who refuses to wash windows.

We thank thee o God for a prophet! Who needs prophecies when you have a prophet, right?

He's a seer too! Just don't ask him to ever use the seer stone. But if Wendy asks him to, he'll probably stuff his face into an old hat to entertain party guests.

He's also a revelator, you know. His biggest revelation to date has been his confirmation that his longstanding pet peeve about the "Mormon" nickname being bad turned out to be correct immediately upon his ascension to the top position in the Mormon church. He had always had a hunch, but thanks to custom-tailored suits many members of the church never suspected. In any case, it was quite nice of God to let him know, just as soon as he became President, Prophet, Seer and Revelator, that his pet peeve was also God's pet peeve and that the predecessor revelators who had failed to notice were just too mean to mention.

So, in conclusion, I'm sure that if you tell your Lutheran friends about these things that make the Mormon prophet so special, they will get goosebumps or some other kind of skin condition. Hives are biblical, so maybe something like that.

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Posted by: anon 4 this bad joke ( )
Date: December 03, 2019 03:42PM

This turkey is the one who likes to gobble up your time & money.

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