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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 10:59AM

Strange dream last night. In it I visited a sacrament meeting, which I haven’t done in real life in about twenty-five years. I was surprised the chapel was rather full, and mostly with adults. Then I noticed a lot of them were Hassidic Jews. Hmmm…

The bishop was in the middle of announcements when the Jews got up and filed out, only to be replaced by another group of Jews. And while the RS president was up there yammering about something, the second group of Jews filed out and a third group took their place.

Then I figured it out. The sacrament meeting had become a stop on Jewish bus tours. Witness exotic Mormon worship rituals!

Well, at least it has been a long time since I’ve had any dreams about being back on a mission, or arguing with Dad in the afterlife.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 11:13AM

Tit for tat psychologically for baptizing Holocaust victims.

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Posted by: Ted ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 11:41AM

It's funny that you should mention that. In real life, when I had a relative die (about 20 years ago), my entire non-Mormon office came to the Mormon funeral. I did not know they were going to do that, and when they all showed up (about 20), I was amazed. Turns out they were all staunch Baptist, and knowing I was a Mormon - wanted to see a Mormon funeral more for an empirical study. They thought Mormons were bat **** crazy, and came to she the circus. I was not amused.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 11:54AM

You should have told them they will all be assimilated after their own deaths.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 03:39PM

Mormons should charge admission to their freak show.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 04:35PM

If Mormons charged admission maybe that would balance the scales since many of us wouldn't go if they paid us.

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 11:30PM

They do if you want to see the whole freak show. The temple isn't free.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 04:42PM

Just think how exciting it would be if the newly to be renovated temple square had a lobby/waiting area that mimicked a hotel lobby! Visiting non-members could learn how exciting it really is to sit in the temple's celestial room.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 10:52PM

But they'd have to be chased out of the lobby after three minutes.

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