Utah is so f'ed up. Why would they do this? Seriously, they are backwards.

Not my kind of towns I'm afraid. :)

I have no words.

I've got to think some of those city council woman had no clue about the big beaver shaped hearts on those things.

They are so immature, they act like 5th graders tittering over

body pics... god.. give me a break.

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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahha I remember that..

it was so funny.

Beaver College, an all female college, changed its name to something. Can't remember what. Because it doesn't matter. It will always be Beaver.



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Toss the jello salad! Too funny. Heaven and the COB forbid anyone get extra enjoyment out of their sexytime even if it's chuckling at the condom wrapper.

Imagine a temple photo on the wrapping! Or a pic of a grinning Angel Moroni!

Moroni with the caption "Are you as horny as I am?"

JS with "Tell her you want to get married."

Oh...so many possibilities.

SCARY LANGUAGE AHEAD:


True story. An exmo lesbian I work with actually has a tee shirt from there that says, "Beaver Liquor."

I don't know if they even have a liquor store in Beaver but somebody is selling the tee shirts.

I always wondered where Beaver came from and then the ski resort up Logan Canyon is Beaver. I noticed that my daughter didn't get a decal that said Beaver. She skis there. It is BVR.

But, I take offense to the Fillmore. My grandmother's maiden name is Fillmore. I really don't take offense. I never thought of it that way before, though. hahahahahaha

How about Toquerville?



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A drive up Beaver Canyon is always enjoyable.

my suggestion for a package/wrapper:

Cum Cum ye Saints...

Look for the banned condoms soon at your neighborhood dollar store.

Beaver City should use this in ads to attract movie producers - film more Beaver! It might attract some polygamy producers.

Might I suggest Fillmore Beaver's sister city:

PEN ISLAND.

No man's an island without a pen. Preferably a lighted one. Better even a lighted one that looks like a saber.

Just remember to write a space in the name. Writing it as PENISLAND would cause some confusion to the place's name.

There's already a Peniston in the UK (in Derbyshire, I think...).

Perhaps it should be twinned with Beaver...



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Its like Disneyland except it is more rundown and full of more dicks.

And then the governor's statement says that he does not "approve the use of sexual innuendo as part of a taxpayer-funded campaign". Which endo governor?

Pretty common to see "I [heart] Beaver" bumperstickers around here.

I bought mud flaps at Betty Beaver's truck stop in New York.

https://foursquare.com/v/betty-beavers-truck-stop-and-diner/4cc95a1c46b4370479b847e1