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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: January 21, 2020 11:33PM

OK ~


so ~



ziller was walking out of the local grocery store ~


there in the parking lot was a semi-young / semi-attractive mom struggling with a toddler in one hand and some bags of groceries in the other ~

ziller set his grocery bags down and assisted the young mom in disciplining the young child ~

eyes met and ziller and the young mother exchanged gentle smiles ~


after the toddler was safely secured in her safety seat ~


the young mother scooped up ziller's grocery sacks, set them in her car and drove away ~



ziller hopes that the young mother and her infant child enjoy they ill-gotten gains of a family-pack of bologna, wonder bread™, fresh peaches, breath mints, a box of sponge-bob-square-pants mac & cheeze and one 12-pack of magnum™ condoms ~

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 12:54AM

ziller Wrote:
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> there in the parking lot was a semi-young /
> semi-attractive mom...

Or was she semi-unattractive?

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Posted by: forestpal ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 02:30AM

Balloons for the toddler!

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 12:02PM

Where do you get fresh peaches this time of year?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 12:43PM

In b4 a family-pack of bologna is exposed.

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 07:33AM

There is nothing HEB cannot provide to us in Texas. That is also why the condoms had to be magnums. Just the way it is.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 03:23PM

Can't get in b4 instant karma

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 03:24PM

Karma is a hard bitch to get into.

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Posted by: PollyDee ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 11:58PM

Love it, ziller! Thanks for the chuckle!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 12:05AM


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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 10:42AM

Especially the family pack of bologna. Other people still eat bologna? As a young single mother, I would have had to give the condoms to my "husband."

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: January 25, 2020 07:47PM


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