from another thread . . .
by Schrodingerscat

LOL, my teenage son, left church after Sacrament once and I loooked at my TBM wife and said, "I'll handle this."
I went out to the mini van where he was standing and said, "Why'd you walk out?"
Because I'm not going back in there.

Why not?
Because its boring and those people are stupid.
Well. I can't argue with you there.

Where would you rather be?
I dunno. Hooters? (which was 3 blocks away)
I said, "I think your Mom would give me a quicky divorce if I took you there."
He thought Hooters was heaven on Earth after his ExMo Grandpa (my Dad) took him there for his 12th Birthday.

He later filled the Bishop's Son-In-Law's car with balloons that said, "I Love Hooters" on them so when he opened it in front of the Bishop, for the Bishop's daughter upon leaving her wedding reception, they all fell out, in front of all of his friends, family and ward.
To their credit, even the Mormons thought that was hilarious, surprisingly.

Now he's an awesome Buddhist who is soon to be Dad and Teacher in Thailand. and I'm no longer married to his TBM Mom, so it ended happily ever after.