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Posted by: Cold-Dodger ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 12:51PM

Talking to my friend about Carl Sagan, and he says, “oh, is that the guy who put pornography into space on that golden disk?”

LMAO.

My dad has said something similar before too. What are Mormons afraid of? Why would some space fairing species that barely resembles us if at all find the naked human form a problem?

Or are we really afraid that celibate and worthy little grey space men in their flying saucers who have been away from their little grey alien wives for a year in space will stumble on a porn stash in the galactic equivalent of a gutter and become hopeless sex addicts for the rest of their lives?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 01:03PM

Wanked in Space! Imagine what the inside of their spaceship would look like under a blacklight!

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Posted by: Cold-Dodger ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 01:11PM

On that note, conversations about the nature of god sex and whether or not gays are allowed to be gods are about that ridiculous.

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Posted by: logged out today ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 01:21PM

That "golden disk" was a record. You know, one of those old-style analog LPs that spun around with a needle in the grooves.

As if some alien race would be able to recognize it as such, and had a record player on board to hear anything.

And how would aliens know the right speed for playback? I remember playing the 33-1/3 RPM records at 78 RPM so everyone sounded like Alvin and the Chipmunks on helium.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 04:34PM

Actually it was a laserdisk.

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Posted by: logged out today ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 05:06PM

All of us (me included) are conflating stuff together. The famous naked couple were on *plaques* placed on Pioneer 10-11 in 1972-73. No recordings were involved.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

The golden record (indeed a phonograph record, not a laserdisc) was installed on Voyager 1-2 in 1977.

https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/

There are no nudies on the visible surface of the record itself, however one of the images encoded onto the record has the naked couple.

https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/galleries/images-on-the-golden-record/#gallery-24

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: October 15, 2020 01:19PM

I read that it was a phonograph record but it had photos ?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 01:23PM

I think that was on the Mariner. It’s probably under some alien teenager’s mattress by now.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 04:04PM

IN 4 space pron links ~



that sounds so sexxy OPie ~



typing one handed ~



ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ



those little grey dudes ~



be laughing they asses off ~



pencil dick earthlings ~





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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 04:05PM

How many millions of hours of real porn and additional millions of hours of mormon porn have been sent into space over the last 75 years as broadcast signals?

Worse think of 75 years of conference being broadcast into space!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 04:08PM

> How many millions of hours of real porn . . . have
> been sent into space over the last 75 years as
> broadcast signals?

And that's just from Dave the Atheist's house.

Tee-hee-hee. . .

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Posted by: Elliot ( )
Date: October 17, 2020 07:28AM

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> > How many millions of hours of real porn . . .
> have
> > been sent into space over the last 75 years as
> > broadcast signals?
>
> And that's just from Dave the Atheist's house.
>
> Tee-hee-hee. . .

I'm sure it's all tasteful, and artistic. And a lot of stewardesses in tight train worker uniforms.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 04:18PM

Heartless Wrote:
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> Worse think of 75 years of conference being
> broadcast into space!

So THAT'S why we haven't been contacted by intelligent life!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 04:34PM

It's the "nudity is pornography" argument.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 05:30PM

I'm happy with 'nudity can be pornography if you play your cards right.'

Life is about opportunities!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: October 14, 2020 05:38PM

Q: Is sex dirty ?

A: Only if you are doing it right.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: October 15, 2020 09:32AM


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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: October 15, 2020 10:03AM

Which is why I can't handle MORmONs.
Too triggering.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: October 15, 2020 12:09PM

I just can't imagine some Ferengi wanking to that picture.

Or can I?

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Posted by: Cold-Dodger ( )
Date: October 15, 2020 01:43PM

When you’re sexually repressed enough, anything with the right dots and curves can do it for ya.

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Posted by: Phazer ( )
Date: October 15, 2020 10:36PM

The aliens have no need to mate and wank with all the porn transmitted out into space. Plenty of material made it past the solar system.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: October 16, 2020 03:07PM

A big deal is made about a man and woman being naked and temple patrons wearing ugly green aprons.

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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: October 16, 2020 03:23PM


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 16, 2020 05:25PM

Why do you think it's 'raging'? He's a ghawd, after all. Maybe it's just a normal Wednesday night hard-on?

I think you're trying to 'spike the punch'.

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Posted by: Elliot ( )
Date: October 17, 2020 07:26AM

ET: Phone home.
Humans: Will send skin pics.

And they wonder why aliens seem mainly interested in probing our knick-knacks. (Allegedly.)

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