Date: January 13, 2021 12:37PM
As we all know, Earth is coming up on its 6,000th birthday, although we don't know what Sign the Earth is.
This link, https://www.ancient-origins.net/history/9000-year-old-cheddar-man-has-living-descendant-still-living-same-area-006961
takes you to the article covering what is currently known about the remains and the eventual DNA (via the maternal line) connection to a current living descendant. (Incidentally, I'm unreasonably certain that I am descended from Aztec royalty!)
So... We have mortal remains that date back 9,000 years. But we all know that the Earth is closing in on just being 6,000 years old. But via a reduction of terms, we are able to conclude that not only did Satan plant fossil remains of ridiculous reptiles, but also fossil remains of human beings, all from other planets!
So then why does a DNA connection exist between the so-called remains and the living relative? I don't have the answer, but it does serve to focus us on just how hard Satan is working to lead us astray!
In other news, I expect an announcement soon of new callings in the Church, to staff the soon-to-be-created Office of Facts Are Often Useless Things.