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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 12:37PM

As we all know, Earth is coming up on its 6,000th birthday, although we don't know what Sign the Earth is.

This link, https://www.ancient-origins.net/history/9000-year-old-cheddar-man-has-living-descendant-still-living-same-area-006961 takes you to the article covering what is currently known about the remains and the eventual DNA (via the maternal line) connection to a current living descendant. (Incidentally, I'm unreasonably certain that I am descended from Aztec royalty!)

So... We have mortal remains that date back 9,000 years. But we all know that the Earth is closing in on just being 6,000 years old. But via a reduction of terms, we are able to conclude that not only did Satan plant fossil remains of ridiculous reptiles, but also fossil remains of human beings, all from other planets!

So then why does a DNA connection exist between the so-called remains and the living relative? I don't have the answer, but it does serve to focus us on just how hard Satan is working to lead us astray!



In other news, I expect an announcement soon of new callings in the Church, to staff the soon-to-be-created Office of Facts Are Often Useless Things.

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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 02:15PM

We have Neanderthal DNA in our DNA, meaning our ancestors mated with those ancient Hominids who lived and went extinct in Europe 35,000 years ago, meaning our ancestors, Homo Sapiens Sapiens had migrated out of Africa, to Europe at least 35,000 years ago. The Bible puts Adam and Even in the Garden of Eden about 6,000 years ago. The 29,000 years between our ancestors mating with Neanderthals and where the Creationism story picks up, is completely missing from any "revelation from God" ever recorded, except for the story told by our DNA.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 02:30PM

Hmmmm... So, not a believer in mormonism, eh?

This leads to a quandary: Is it the True Church or not?

I gotz ta know!!

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 03:26PM

Of course it is the TRUE church "oh ye of little faith"
How do I know The bible tells me so
I really prefer to stay on the light hearted side of this because my opinions so frequently conflict with others on the forum who don't realize how right I am.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 14, 2021 02:18PM

If only they read the Emerald Tablets of Thoth. It would make so much more sense.

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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 05:51PM

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Hmmmm... So, not a believer in mormonism, eh?


Why would I be here if I was?
Actually I did come here a long time ago, as a MORmON, just to see what the arguments were against Joseph's Myth. Reading the books everybody was talking about on here, back then, is what led me out of Plato's Cave.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 02:35PM

I think I'm related to Camambert Man; I'm...a bit runny.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 02:54PM

Oh, that can't be gouda!!

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 03:11PM

Wait a minute! As I get older, I get more confused... Is the 9,000-year-old ancestor Elderolddog? Have I at least got that right?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 03:18PM

Oh mon Dieu! Quel fromage!

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 03:22PM

De rien, mon vieux ;-)

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 06:35PM

Soft Machine Wrote:
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> Wait a minute! As I get older, I get more
> confused... Is the 9,000-year-old ancestor
> Elderolddog? Have I at least got that right?


Dear Tom in Paris, with the Soft Machine: here is a recent photo of me. Yes, it's the one I had out with my resumé. I'm not normally that glamourous so don't be jealous. The thing is, you can see hints of my ancestry; there's no denying from whence I am descended.

And for Roy the big Biv, you'll note that I'm starting to get a handle on my ear hair situation! Yay me!!

Oops! here's the link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13uicNc5pCsDl2ESXOL5TjcW_8nEmUDlZ/view?usp=sharing



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/13/2021 06:36PM by elderolddog.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 05:12PM

its simple OPie ~


6000 year old adam ~


created from clay ~


ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ


bible history ~


trace it back 6000 years ~


look it up exmos ~



ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ


all the animals ~


already been created ~


including "cave men" ~


ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ


"cave men" had "cave girls" ~


and cain had sex with them all ~


that explains a lot ~


ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ


all scrode-licking-scat's ~


neanderthal d n a ~


that is where its from ~


ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ


neanderthal chicks ~


where gott dang freaks in the sack ~


ziller can confirm ~



ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ



hope that helps OPie ~




repent and turn to jesus ~



you will feel better ~



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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 05:48PM

One is tempted to speculate, Ziller, that neanderthal chicks are being reported as "freaks in the sack" because they could beat you up. :p

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 14, 2021 07:20PM

Ziller, does your Neanderthal friend have a sister?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 05:37PM


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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 14, 2021 03:44PM


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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 06:38PM

As we all know, Earth is coming up on its 6,000th birthday, although we don't know what Sign the Earth is.
I beg to differ with you. you ned to ad three more zeros
6,000,000

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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 07:01PM

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> As we all know, Earth is coming up on its 6,000th
> birthday, although we don't know what Sign the
> Earth is.
> I beg to differ with you. you ned to ad three more
> zeros
> 6,000,000

Then multiply that times 750.

4,540,000,000

https://www.nationalgeographic.org/topics/resource-library-age-earth/?q=&page=1&per_page=25

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 08:55PM


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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 09:20PM


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2021 07:21PM by bradley.

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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: January 15, 2021 05:30PM

Neanderthals were like us.
Their brains were as big or bigger than ours.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/10/121012-neanderthals-science-paabo-dna-sex-breeding-humans/

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