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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: January 19, 2021 01:58PM
sound familar? I WANT YOU TO SEND ME YOUR MONEY

I want you to send me your money!!!
But how do I coerce you into doing that?
I know! I will start this exclusive club and label it a church!
This club is absolutely free to join and if you sign up I will absolutely guarantee that you will receive faith in the hope of a glorious resurrection in the unspecified far distant future. So SEND ME YOUR MONEY!!!
Only you and your fellow members are guaranteed this “faith in the hope of “ thing so the more members that you can get to join up the better off you are. So SEND ME YOUR MONEY!!!
Now you may not know how much money to send to “your club” so I will help you out.
I talked to God and he tole me to tell you that hes only wants a small part of your money So SEND ME YOUR MONEY!!! He only want $1.00 out of every $10.00 that you acquire! Isn't that nice of him?
Now the really great part is that you don't have to worry about what will be done with the 10% you “donate” I generously will take care of that. Just SEND ME YOUR MONEY!!!
REMEMBER MEMBERSHIP IS FREE! And now you have been dunked into free membership
So SEND ME YOUR MONEY!!!
It seems to me I've heard this song before!!!

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Posted by: IvoryGlaze ( )
Date: January 20, 2021 02:15AM
Re: sound familar? I WANT YOU TO SEND ME YOUR MONEY

HOT diggity doG! Where do I sign up!?

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: January 20, 2021 11:11AM
Re: sound familar? I WANT YOU TO SEND ME YOUR MONEY

go to
thisisareallygreatscam.ubinscrewed
and make your donation

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: January 20, 2021 07:46AM
Re: sound familar? I WANT YOU TO SEND ME YOUR MONEY

Religion is a brilliant business because you do not need to fulfil your promises. Joseph was a scoundrel, but he was no fool.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 20, 2021 09:07AM
I'm sending my money to a Nigerian prince.

He's hiring mercenaries to recover blood diamonds held by revolutionaries. I'll be rich!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 22, 2021 11:22AM
Re: I'm sending my money to a Nigerian prince.

I thought you already were.

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Posted by: Saywhat ( )
Date: January 22, 2021 09:21AM
Re: sound familar? I WANT YOU TO SEND ME YOUR MONEY

I've been a member for years.I've made a few anonymous donations but will not disclose the amount. I have a recommend The church is only dangerous if you have no boundaries. I know some people who actually pay 10% of gross income. I know more who don't. It's an unspoken thing is all!

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: January 22, 2021 09:34AM
Richard Pryor did it better

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XbTEusaf2nU

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 23, 2021 09:52PM
Re: sound familar? I WANT YOU TO SEND ME YOUR MONEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i4HC3rZiDo

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