Yeah, that logic is messed up. If I could turn back the clock I would have used this in a bishop's interview. Why yes bishop, I masturbate. But my father and his father did too so I know it's true. FAIL
I like the Word of Wisdom section where he says it's one of the great bits of modern revelation-----ummmmm----hey, guy...it basically says: "Eat stuff, just don't go overboard on the meat." Boy howdy, that's some never-before-uttered-in-ten thousand-years-of-civilization-grand-revelation stuff that would make me want to join the church.