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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 29, 2021 10:54PM

They found the body.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 29, 2021 11:10PM

You usually save that old chestnut for Good Friday, Dave!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 01:05AM

Michelle Shocked, 1989:

GOD IS A REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER

IRONY! She was born into & raised Mormon / lds!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/30/2021 01:08AM by GNPE.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 01:20AM

Let's eat!

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 03:49PM

donbagley Wrote:
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> Let's eat!

A very old, inside-the-tribe, Jewish joke:

"They tried to kill us...We survived...Let's eat!!"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/30/2021 04:55PM by Tevai.

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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 10:56AM

So what am I supposed to do with all these eggs?

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 11:17AM

There is one for Christmas too.
“Christmas has been canceled this year...Mary confessed.”

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 11:25AM

Geez. I hadn't even gotten my Authentic Crown of Thorns from the Holy Land out of the box yet.


Yes, I do actually have one. Yes it actually does hurt when you put it on.

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Posted by: Breeze ( )
Date: March 31, 2021 02:29AM

Well, then, Done & Done, don't put in on!

Every year, Dave, I fall for that, every year! Doh!

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Posted by: Concrete Zipper ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 04:02PM

Looking through the logs, 2012 is the only year since the new board software was installed that you haven't posted this identical bad joke.

Dave the Atheist 04/22/2011 --- Easter has been cancelled.
Dave the Atheist 03/31/2013 --- Re: I find it mind-boggling that Easter still exists
Dave the Atheist 04/12/2014 --- Easter has been cancelled ...
Dave the Atheist 04/05/2015 --- Easter has been cancelled
Dave the Atheist 03/09/2016 --- Easter has been cancelled
Dave the Atheist 04/13/2017 --- Easter has been cancelled.
Dave the Atheist 03/24/2018 --- Easter has been cancelled
Dave the Atheist 04/07/2019 --- Easter has been cancelled
Dave the Atheist 04/07/2020 --- Easter has been cancelled
Dave the Atheist 03/29/2021 --- Easter has been cancelled



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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 07:47PM

I believe I beat him a few years ago, though. It was part in fun, also to make the serious point that even Paul acknowledged, "If Christ be not risen, our faith is in vain, and we are the more to be pitied." More than Christmas, Easter is the fulcrum of Christianity, attracting the wisecracking of scoffers, the ire of skeptics, and persecution from Islamists. Already, there have been church bombings, starting in Indonesia.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 11:19PM


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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 31, 2021 12:09AM


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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 08:17PM

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 08:19PM

Mine definitely has been for the second year in a row

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 08:22PM

Lethbridge Reprobate Wrote:
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> Mine definitely has been for the second year in a
> row

I am sorry, Ron.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 30, 2021 09:34PM

Video chats with my grandchildren are great but nothing like being with them. Soon...I hope.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/30/2021 09:35PM by Lethbridge Reprobate.

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Posted by: sbg ( )
Date: March 31, 2021 09:18PM

My family is still debating if we celebrate Eastover on Sat or Sun. Pizza is the main dish. Hopefully not made with a matzo meal crust.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: April 01, 2021 11:18AM

Since there is no empirical evidence that the event ever happened it must be to further the mind control agenda that it continues

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: April 01, 2021 11:22PM

How did a celebration of the raising a dead Christian god (the dead Christian god) back to life, ever get blended together with a pegan holiday that celebrates fertility? Considering what a prude the Mormon Jesus is, these two events don't look very compatible in the sharing of a holiday. Maybe Halloween should share a holiday with Christian prayer, or some other un-related event from some other religion. Does anyone here know the back-story about how Rabbits and eggs became linked to this Christian holiday?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: April 02, 2021 01:20AM

I will do a video chat with my grandkids and my daughter and my girlfriend....and life will go on....2022 maybe for a real personal encounter with them?

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