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Posted by: brian-the-christ ( )
Date: July 07, 2011 08:05AM
**BEST** Fortune cookie I received the other day!

I had lunch at the Old China Buffet in Ogden the other day. The food was ok, but not great. (Just across the street is Golden Dynasty. Their food was really good, but their fortune cookies were banal.)

However, the fortune cookie from the Old China Buffet was the best one I've ever received, even if I didn't have to end it with "...in bed."

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Fear knocked on the door.

Faith answered.

No one was there.

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From my early childhood, fear is what kept me devoted to Mormondumb.

Fear my parents would die. Mormonism made me a Dualist.

Fear I wouldn't have the MormonMagic when I needed it most. Mormondumb made me a believer in the Priesthood of Magic to get me out of danger.

All of the things that we were supposed to be *helped* by believing in a confidence man's magical powers were not as scary as I once thought.

And finally, all the fear generated by Christendumb passed into the same world of unnecessary fears.

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Posted by: Ecumenical ( )
Date: July 07, 2011 08:13AM
Re: **BEST** Fortune cookie I received the other day!

We miss you and tol!

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: July 07, 2011 09:52AM
BtC, thanks for the food for thought. I just posted that quote on my Facebook page. (n/t)


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